Ask the Great Fozzini!

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini! Who's idea was this?

Mine. A few years ago it came to me in a dream one night. See, there were these two fish and they bestowed upon me great powers of knowledge and also gave me the gift of Jelly of the Month Club. Well, normally after I have a bad side of beef for supper (and a visit by Marley and them), I restart the "Ask" threads so that the wonderous knowledge of the cosmos can be shared, and yet I keep getting stuck with questions like "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" or "Why do they call them apartments when they're stuck together?" or "Who's idea was this?"

heh heh...

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh Great Fozzini!

What's up with that?

 

[Crazy Harry]

Oh Great Fozzini!

Can you answer two questions at once?

 

[McFraggle]

Better yet, Oh Great Fozzini!

Can you answer three questions at once?

 

[Muppet Dudemang]

Magical, Masterful and fantastical Fozzini can you please tell me the answers to these questions, oh great one?

Will she leave him and be mine?

Will I see another Alice Cooper concert?

Will I get all the CDs and DVDs on my list from Bali?

Will I meet Ween?

Will my band happen?

Will I get more muppet and sesame street rare music?

This is not my wonderful life HOW DID I GET HERE?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh Great Fozzini! What's up with that?

That is up because Those were taken.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh Great Fozzini! Can you answer two questions at once?

I can indeed multitask! Not only can I walk while patting my head and rubbing my tummy, I can also read and type simultaneouslsdji;iayekas;df23y

Oops.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Magical, Masterful and fantastical Fozzini can you please tell me the answers to these questions, oh great one?
Will she leave him and be mine?
Will I see another Alice Cooper concert?
Will I get all the CDs and DVDs on my list from Bali?
Will I meet Ween?
Will my band happen?
Will I get more muppet and sesame street rare music?
This is not my wonderful life HOW DID I GET HERE?

If you make more money.
When he's in town.
No.
I think you should ween yourself of that band.
Make it so, #1.
Sure.
I'll leave that one to your biology teacher--or paranormal researcher...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Better yet, Oh Great Fozzini! Can you answer three questions at once?

If a fella can walk, chew gum, rub his tummy, and pat his head--there's a good chance.

See above.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

Will I ever be able to go back to back to the future?