ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Spring 2004 Ed.)

[Beauregard]

Oh great one,

If I admit in the "Wheel of Fortune" thread that I have forgotten what my puzzle was, will people forgive me?

 

[Erine81981]

Oh great Fozzini of Muppet Central,

Will anyone every answer my thread called "Sesame Street Collectibles Guide?" I worry about myself sometimes.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

If I admit in the "Wheel of Fortune" thread that I have forgotten what my puzzle was, will people forgive me?

Sure, after the lynching!

Will anyone every answer my thread called "Sesame Street Collectibles Guide?" I worry about myself sometimes.

Go back and post this in your "Sesame Street Collectibles Guide?" thread: "Help me! PLEASE!" Because I worry about you, too!

SOMEONE! BECKON THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE COSMOS!
I mean, I paid $8.00 for this crystal banana, we need to check it out and gaze into the future!

 

[G-MAN]

Oh Great Fozzini, i must ask this question, who on Lost will not make it to the second season? And if you cant answer that one, will i ever find true love?

 

[Beauregard]

*bows so low ends up doing a forward roll and pretends was meant to in the first place as gets up with grace and, er, style*

Great one,

Do you see the future of football (soccor) outlivinging American Football?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh Great Fozzini, i must ask this question, who on Lost will not make it to the second season? And if you cant answer that one, will i ever find true love?

I won't destroy your fair ending of this season's Lost, but I will tell you that you will be surprised at their choice. And, yes, you will. But not soon. Unless you buy a chicken farm tomorrow...

Great one, Do you see the future of football (soccor) outlivinging American Football?

I see them dying side-by-side, but out-living hockey (unfortunately). However, ballfoot will always be around!

In case you didn't know, ballfoot is the shortening of one's foot by constantly kicking something. I have thinkbrain, in which my brain shrinks from not enough...um...huh?

 

[G-MAN]

Oh, Great Fozzini, Who put the bomp in the bomp-de-bomp-de-bomp? In a related question, Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini, Who put the bomp in the bomp-de-bomp-de-bomp? In a related question, Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

Same guy who put the bop in the "bop-she-bop-she-bop" and the dip in the "dip da dip da dip." Who was that man? I wanna shake his hand! He made my baby fall in love with me!

Two guys, actually: Barry Mann and Gerry Goffin

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[christyb]

Oh great fozzini, Will this semester ever end? and one more... Will I ever find something to do with my life that'll make both me and my mother happy?

 

[sugarbritchez]

Oh Great Fozzini......it has been awhile since I have come before you, wanting your all mighty knowledge........

But I need to know........what exactly makes Pigs fall in love with Frogs?