After watching the movie last night, I realized that I would pay big money for a "Moulin Scrooge" set of figures. Hypothetically speaking, you could package a big character with a smaller one (like Bunsen with the mechanical rabbit).
I could see it breaking down like this:
1) Kermit w/Robin as the Green Fairy (comes with mug of "funny green root beer"). You could even save money by reusing the "Tuxedo Kermit" mold!
2) Fozzie w/ top-hatted penguin (comes with magnetic top hats, giant candy cane, and bullhorn)
3) Gonzo w/ dancing chicken (comes with walking stick and cool goggles which magnetically attach to his face)
4) Piggy as Saltine (with magnetic top hat and swing setup)
5) BONUS OFFER: Mail-in offer for additional penguins and chickens!
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Of course, there might be a bit of trouble from the Moulin Rouge people (but not much, seeing as they can copyright the characters, but not the historical costumes and setting), but, hey, a guy can dream,
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