Ask Ken at Palisades

[Lu775]

Hey Ken,
If the pizza box thing is getting complicated, can Rizzo come with scary Chinese food?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Stryder Wolfe
doesn't most chinese food fit those descriptions as soon as you get it??

You mean it doesn't?!

Then what's wrong with the place where I buy mine? I have to keep scooping it back on the plate when it crawls off!!

Okay, I am for NOT having the pizza box then, but what about some pizzas with bites out the sides of them, cartons of milk (opened), cheezes, and a hammock.

 

[Crazy Harry]

Those gremlins are still screwing with the Palisades forum. You guys should think about getting an exterminator.

 

[ResidentLilly]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
How long can chinese food stay in the fidge and still be considered edible?

Chinese food never goes bad...no matter how long it sits. That's the beauty of it. So please ask for seconds.

 

[Stryder Wolfe]

it's al the MSG..Makes it SOO Good

not!!

I hate chinese food...

 

[The Count]

The problems with calling in exterminators to deal witha gremlin infestation are numerous.
First, once the exterminator or ghostbuster captures the gremlin in whatever kind of containment trapping unit they use, the boss of the place might demand that they hand over said unit reasoning that because the gremlin was captured on their premises it belongs to them.
Second, if it's a federal installation, those same bosses will insist that the gremlin and unit be handed over though you know that those federal military officials will just use the gremlins for their own military purposes.
Third, even if you make some sort of arrangement with the place's boss over to the phone that's no guarantee that the place will be debugged. The guy might breakdown and cry for your exterminator or ghostbuster services finally caving in to let you keep the captured gremlin. But when it comes time to leave, the guy tells you that such a deal was made while under duress and you still have to hand over the captured gremlin and unit.
The only way to successfully rid your home of gremlins is to do one of the following:
1 Tell them that your technological successes are owed to them, which might just appease their angered cries and make them leave on their own account.
2 Use a chassy car to attract the entire colony as bait, which they won't resist from constantly changing or rearranging until it's too late and they've all been captured in your trap units.
3 Make sure that you, as an exterminator, experienced gremlin handler, ghostbuster, or person greatly versed in matters of mythical creatures, secure a written contract to remove any captured menaces from the infected workplace to ensure a permanent clensing of this small mischievous plague.

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Lu775
If the pizza box thing is getting complicated, can Rizzo come with scary Chinese food?

Isn't all chinese food scary ? I mean none of it actually looks like the name on the menu ......... and they use the term 'chicken' so loosely, like it means any white meat thats sitting around in the fridge, freezer or even local park or nearby cage. I used to work in offices near a chinese restaurant and they continually got new pet cats - they'd get fatter and fatter eating the scraps and then *bam* they'd dissapear without their face even appearing on a milk carton. More recently i walked past our local chinese take-away and the owners were (and i swear this is true) on the roof with a net trying to catch an escaped bird. When i gave a funny look upwards he shouted out it was their family pet - yeah right !

Anyone fancy some Sweet & Sour 'Chicken' then ?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

All this talk of Chinese food--one word:

WOOF!



Chinese food actually makes my tummy ache and causes problems I won't delve into, but I can't eat it.

Well, I can eat the soups, but that seems to be it. China House has a specialty soup I can eat, and Saigon Le Restaurant has a Hot and Sour Soup that I can eat.

I love the food, but it tears me up on the tummy front.

 

[Hairfarmer]

I guess I'll be the weirdo who chimes in about liking Oriental food. I Love it! As far as weather or not the "Chicken" is indeed chicken or some other form of white meat if you consider how comercial chickens are rasied I'm not sure I wouldn't rather eat dog or cat so it's six of one, a halfdozen of the other to me. Besides when you think about from the point of view of not wanting to eat something "gross" consider eggs, OK?

Oh yeah...
Hey Ken, any other way off topics you'd like to discuss today?


>edit<
Hey Fozz, there used to be a little Chinese resturant in midtown. Across the street from the abandoned antique Sears in the shopping strip behind the White Way and the Jehova's Witness hall. Try them if you feel brave sometime. We used to practically live on their fried rice when I was in school! Good cheap and LOTS of it! Everything I ever had there was excellent.

 

[frogboy4]

MSG has corn in it. Frogboy's allergic to corn. Plus all the sodium is bad - makes one fat and bloated. LOL! Ick.