So the infamous "Maria Speaks" episode finally aired today, and I just knew I had to check this out.
Now, when Greg Bailey announced they were doing this episode, he admitted that this was going to pander to the base, because he was actually well aware that there are a number of people out there who are actually obsessed with Maria, and have developed all of these different theories as to why she never talks . . . never mind the fact that she's always been a background extra specifically to fill up Ratburn's classroom.
And certainly enough, the teaser of this episode almost drives that fact home with a wooden stake through the heart with Arthur's opening monologue basically summarizing, "Maria's always been in our class, but I just realized that she never talks. I wonder why she never talks?" The teaser just screams pandering . . . but somehow, the episode itself didn't seem to come across as such. In fact, in all honesty, it kind of came across as just another one of those Disease of the Week episodes, since Maria has a stutter. And I'm sure Drtooth will be incensed that Jenna makes a trimphant return as Maria's best friend . . . which seems like an odd choice, considering I don't recall ever seeing Maria hanging out with Jenna in the background before - she's usually mingling with that Alex kid (the bunny in the orange sweater).
Arthur's remark toward the end of the episode really sold it for me: "Who knew Mr. Ratburn used to stutter?" Indeed, who knew? After all, who knew Brain had emotional issues? Or that Binky had a peanut allergy? Or that Buster used to suck his thumb? Or that Francine was afraid of public speaking? It's not like there's such a thing as an Arthur Affliction, where characters are given certain disabilities, disadvantages, or problems out of the clear blue that they've never exhibited any signs or symptoms of before. What kind of a show would that be?
Come to think of it, if Maria never told anyone she stutters, then how did Ratburn know and hone in on her because of it? I'm sure logically her parents must have said something about it to him at the beginning of the school year, but aside from that, it almost seems to suggest that because he used to stutter as a kid himself (again, who knew?) that he could just sense it in another kid.
Well, now that Maria has finally spoken, I guess all is right with the world now.