One day I went to the library,
I saw this book it was great,
It was so good I couldn't put it down,
Even when it got pretty late.
And then that night I had a scary dream,
I mixed my own secret poition,
Add a smudge of sludge, some eyes of flies,
And a tiny drop of suntan lotion.
I started shaking,
My stomach aching,
My knees were shaking,
My brain was breaking!
I started turning green,
Feeling mean,
It was like in that story,
I started feeling strange,
And deranged,
It was pure allegory!
(Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas, for instance, good and evil)
'CAUSE I WAS
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
When I awoke I was me again,
I hid that book out of sight,
It was so good I couldn't keep away,
So I took it out again that night.
And then I dreamed we had this test in school,
I gotta say it was weird,
We had to give the answers in semaphore,
And for extra credit grow a beard.
I couldn't take it,
Just couldn't take it,
In one swift motion,
I grabbed my potion!
I said, "Mr. Hyde has arrived!"
Tossed my flags to the floor,
Made a major speech
Told the teach, "This is all a big bore!"
Ran down all the halls, wrote on walls, even stole second base!
I was superbad, sure was glad I wasn't wearin' my face!
'CAUSE I WAS
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
It was too much,
I simply had to stop,
I threw that potion away,
But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff,
I just kept on changing anyway!
'CAUSE I WAS
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
Just when it seemed like there was no way out,
I saw the book was overdue,
The book lady asked, "Are you returning?"
I thought, and I said,
"No, renew!"
********
Getting back on the subject of the Arthur books and such, has anyone ever read the Bionic Bunny spin-off book? I remember reading it with a "reading buddy" when I was in grade 5 or so with the second graders, and my reading buddy chose it: it was basically a spoof of behind-the-scenes stuff where we read the story of how Wilbur Rabbit shoots an episode of Bionic Bunny and such. It was pretty good.
I saw this book it was great,
It was so good I couldn't put it down,
Even when it got pretty late.
And then that night I had a scary dream,
I mixed my own secret poition,
Add a smudge of sludge, some eyes of flies,
And a tiny drop of suntan lotion.
I started shaking,
My stomach aching,
My knees were shaking,
My brain was breaking!
I started turning green,
Feeling mean,
It was like in that story,
I started feeling strange,
And deranged,
It was pure allegory!
(Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas, for instance, good and evil)
'CAUSE I WAS
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
When I awoke I was me again,
I hid that book out of sight,
It was so good I couldn't keep away,
So I took it out again that night.
And then I dreamed we had this test in school,
I gotta say it was weird,
We had to give the answers in semaphore,
And for extra credit grow a beard.
I couldn't take it,
Just couldn't take it,
In one swift motion,
I grabbed my potion!
I said, "Mr. Hyde has arrived!"
Tossed my flags to the floor,
Made a major speech
Told the teach, "This is all a big bore!"
Ran down all the halls, wrote on walls, even stole second base!
I was superbad, sure was glad I wasn't wearin' my face!
'CAUSE I WAS
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
It was too much,
I simply had to stop,
I threw that potion away,
But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff,
I just kept on changing anyway!
'CAUSE I WAS
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE
Just when it seemed like there was no way out,
I saw the book was overdue,
The book lady asked, "Are you returning?"
I thought, and I said,
"No, renew!"
********
Getting back on the subject of the Arthur books and such, has anyone ever read the Bionic Bunny spin-off book? I remember reading it with a "reading buddy" when I was in grade 5 or so with the second graders, and my reading buddy chose it: it was basically a spoof of behind-the-scenes stuff where we read the story of how Wilbur Rabbit shoots an episode of Bionic Bunny and such. It was pretty good.