Are Ernie and Bert gay?

[Fozzie Bear]

Actually, Bert has sung about a girlfriend! Remember? He wants to hold her hand, and all her other body parts too!

I Want To Hold Your Ear--Bert

(Spoken part about this girl he once knew that whenever he sang this song to her, she fell apart...)

I held your hand and told you that I loved you
You turned around and walked right out the door
It seems like holding your hand was not enough
So I want to do something more....

*ahem!*

Oh, I wanna hold your ear, baby
I wanna hold it near, baby
I wanna hold you ear so near until you hear I love you

I wanna hold your eyes baby
lovely shape and size baby
I wanna hold your eyes so you'll see and realize that I love you

I wanna hold your nose
I wanna hold your tooth
I won't let you breathe or eat until you know the truth
I love you

Oh I wanna hold your hair Baby
Show you that I care, Baby
And I think it's fair to tell you what I intend to do

I'm going to keep what I hold dear
your eyes your nose, your tooth your ear
and I'm gonna hold them til you say you love me tooooooo!!!

I love that song and used to sing it to a girl who cracked up everytime I sang it to her. FOZ

 

[sarah_yzma]

I want to hold your eyes?!?!?! like pull em out of my head?

I'm staying single

 

[Link Hogthrob]

I want to hold your eyes?!?!?! like pull em out of my head?

I'm staying single

Well, remember this: somewhere in the "Unpaved" book a producer of SS
said that Bert is "everyone's idea of a bad date". I guess this just goes to prove that fact!

 

[sarah_yzma]

so he bores people to death, then pulls their eyeballs out??? I knew I always had an odd feeling about him

 

[Fozzie Bear]

It does seem rather a violent song, eh?

-->"GIMME DEM EYEBAWLS!!"
*Yanks off an ear and pulls a tooth.*

Bert, the Birdman of Sesame Street.

Oh, and it further goes to prove the "Bert is evil" theory, huh?!

 

[sarah_yzma]

yeah

*who thought that site was rather funny*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Speaking of Gay Muppets, who was the large pig that was the choreographer in VMX movie? Character and performer.

 

[SarahHIYE]

Speaking of Gay Muppets, who was the large pig that was the choreographer in VMX movie? Character and performer.

Hahahaha! I have no idea, but I was TOTALLY thinking along the same lines as you!! It was really funny when he started asking David Arquette if he liked to dance... I don't know what the reason for this post is, I can't answer you're question, but ya I noticed that and it was really funny... hehe...

 

[frogboy4]

A friend of mine debated the likelihood of Miss Piggy being a drag queen. LOL! They meant it in a flattering way, but it proves my point. Muppets are simply Muppets. They're abstract and meant to be interpreted in the way they touch our lives. I see no problem with assuming a Muppet is gay as long as you don't spend too much time alone in your basement thinking about it.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I can't help but spend time in the basement...that's where they keep me locked up.

So, anybody know the name of the pig?