April Fools: An Apology

[Leyla]

Oh, I knew it all along...

<smug look to rival Sam the Eagle's>

Oh, Lisa, dear beloved mentor of mine, treasured half of my other whole... you really must stop trying to fool people, especially people like me.

I am FAR too calm and level headed to believe such a ridiculous notion of your giving up writing forever.

Yes, I'm sure others dissloved into helpless wrecks of hysteria... Beau, I'm looking in your direction... but me... no, I am made of sterner, nigh unflappable stuff...

Yes, it's good, to be a mature and steady individual, an oak of a person, if you will, unshakeable and unyielding in the strongest wind.

And, on that note... let me just conclude by saying...

Do you think the tremours will ease off after I finish my cocoa?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Toga! Toga! Yaaay!

-glomp-

You Scared Meeee! ;_;

 

[Beauregard]

*notes Prawnie's scandelous accusations, and Layla glanceing my way* Heavens...why does everyone seem to assume I was in someway involved? What did I ever do?

 

[anythingmuppet]

*walks in, totally unexpected*

*sees rival Prawn distraught*

*points finger*

HAHAHAHAHAH!
See, I'm not part of this "Fanfic-Writers-Are-So-Cool-LAWLZ" clique so I have diplomatic immunity. I never had any ties to any of you losers! HA HA!

*drives off*


(See, aren't you all wondering how I walked in and then magically drove off when I didn't even have a car? In fact, why am I still talking? Hmm....)

 

[TogetherAgain]

<is dragged off by rope attached to AM's rear bumper>

Wonder how he walked in, without any ties, and drove off, with me suddenly tied to him? By the way, in case anyone ever wondered, being dragged along the pavement hurts. Oh, WHY don't I have wheels?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beau, you're so popular, you just HAVE to be part of every scandal. ;P

:0 Fanfic writers have a clique? ;
Pop, Pop, Pop! O_O
STOP STOP STOP!
NUUUUUU!

-is run over by his car-

;_; IT BURRNNNZZ USS!

XP HII, TOGAAA!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Bumps over run-over Squeekums> <grabs Squeekums' hand> Hello there! It's rather lonely being tied to the back of a bumper, you know. How are you today?

 

[Beauregard]

I don't even WEAR sandles!

 

[Leyla]

<escorts helpless little old Muppet lady across the street> <is swatted by Hilda for that description>

Wait! Stop beating me for a sec... look at that fast-moving blur or utter strangeness! What could it be... oh, it's Lisa.

RUN!

 

[Beauregard]

*dons cape and dark glasses and zooms through the air to save Layla and the oldest muppet on the street*