A Muppet Play

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 9

Act 6
The curtains opened to Rowlf and Anne Sue's castle. Rowlf was pacing back and forth, twiddling his thumbs.
"Oh, where is my army?"
Pepe the Friar ran on stage and said,
"I have found an army, hokay?"
"Really? Are they big, mean, and bloodthirsty?"
"Uh......yeah! Sure! Let's go with that, hokay?"
Pepe ran to a corner of the room, to a wall that had a rather large hole in the wall, way too big for a mouse. He knocked on the wall.
"Hokay guys! You're on!"
Out of the hole, came many furry creatures, the Fraggles. Gobo, Wembley, Boober, Red, and Mokey were in front of the large group, all decked in armor.
Rowlf gave the "army" a blank stare.
"You're kidding, right?"
"Oh no, hokay? This is actually better that brute force! When the other army sees how friendly and cute this army is, they would have to surrender. Anybody would, hokay?"
Gobo, with a sword made of moss and a stick, declared,
"Fellow fraggles, we shall go to war!"
Wembley, with a horrified look on his face, tapped Gobo's shoulder.
"War? But Gobo, I don't want to go to war!"
Gobo whispered to Wembley, "Aw...don't worry Wembley! This is just pretend!"
Boober was shaking in his obviously oversized armor.
"Pretend or not...I am still terrifed beyond popular belief!"
Mokey gave Boober a little squeeze.
"Oh Boober, don't worry. Nobody's going to get hurt!"
Red nodded.
"Yeah, I mean this is only a pl...."
Rowlf cleared his throat, stopping Red from completing her sentence.
"Now then army, go forth, and bring home victory!!"
The fraggles cheered, and they began to sing their song, that Gonzo picked out for them.
"We're knights of the round table,
we dance whenever we are able.
We do routines,
and chorus scenes,
and footwork impecable!
We dine here in Camalot,
We eat radishes and jamalot!"
They began their sincranized dancing, and sang some more.
"We're knights of the round table,
our shows, are formidable!
Between our quests we...."
Scooter ran up in front of the fraggles and declared,
"Whoa whoa whoa! Stop the music! One more line and we have to pay for that song!"
The music stopped, and everybody on stage, and everybody in the audience, looked at Scooter with anticipation.
"What? Oh...."
Scooter slapped his forehead.
"I'm Stan!"
Scooter ran offstage.
The fraggles exited stage right, cheering and chanting "Fraggle! Fraggle!"
The curtains closed, signaling the end of the act.
Up on the balcony,
"Hey Statler?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think fraggles as a army is going to be affective?"
"If their strategy is singing and looking cute, the other army is doomed!"
Marlon Fraggle popped up, looking steamed.
"Now look here! We fraggles are more than cute furry things! We are scientists, cooks, explorers, and everything inbetween!"
"Not to mention annoying."
"Do ho ho ho ho!"
Marlon attacked Statler.
"Get...oof....this....fraggle off me!!"
Waldorf looked at his watch.
"It's about quarter past twelve."
"YOU OLD FOOL!!!!"

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 9

Act 6
The curtains opened to Rowlf and Anne Sue's castle. Rowlf was pacing back and forth, twiddling his thumbs.
"Oh, where is my army?"
Pepe the Friar ran on stage and said,
"I have found an army, hokay?"
"Really? Are they big, mean, and bloodthirsty?"
"Uh......yeah! Sure! Let's go with that, hokay?"
Pepe ran to a corner of the room, to a wall that had a rather large hole in the wall, way too big for a mouse. He knocked on the wall.
"Hokay guys! You're on!"
Out of the hole, came many furry creatures, the Fraggles. Gobo, Wembley, Boober, Red, and Mokey were in front of the large group, all decked in armor.
Rowlf gave the "army" a blank stare.
"You're kidding, right?"
"Oh no, hokay? This is actually better that brute force! When the other army sees how friendly and cute this army is, they would have to surrender. Anybody would, hokay?"
Gobo, with a sword made of moss and a stick, declared,
"Fellow fraggles, we shall go to war!"
Wembley, with a horrified look on his face, tapped Gobo's shoulder.
"War? But Gobo, I don't want to go to war!"
Gobo whispered to Wembley, "Aw...don't worry Wembley! This is just pretend!"
Boober was shaking in his obviously oversized armor.
"Pretend or not...I am still terrifed beyond popular belief!"
Mokey gave Boober a little squeeze.
"Oh Boober, don't worry. Nobody's going to get hurt!"
Red nodded.
"Yeah, I mean this is only a pl...."
Rowlf cleared his throat, stopping Red from completing her sentence.
"Now then army, go forth, and bring home victory!!"
The fraggles cheered, and they began to sing their song, that Gonzo picked out for them.
"We're knights of the round table,
we dance whenever we are able.
We do routines,
and chorus scenes,
and footwork impecable!
We dine here in Camalot,
We eat radishes and jamalot!"
They began their sincranized dancing, and sang some more.
"We're knights of the round table,
our shows, are formidable!
Between our quests we...."
Scooter ran up in front of the fraggles and declared,
"Whoa whoa whoa! Stop the music! One more line and we have to pay for that song!"
The music stopped, and everybody on stage, and everybody in the audience, looked at Scooter with anticipation.
"What? Oh...."
Scooter slapped his forehead.
"I'm Stan!"
Scooter ran offstage.
The fraggles exited stage right, cheering and chanting "Fraggle! Fraggle!"
The curtains closed, signaling the end of the act.
Up on the balcony,
"Hey Statler?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think fraggles as a army is going to be affective?"
"If their strategy is singing and looking cute, the other army is doomed!"
Marlon Fraggle popped up, looking steamed.
"Now look here! We fraggles are more than cute furry things! We are scientists, cooks, explorers, and everything inbetween!"
"Not to mention annoying."
"Do ho ho ho ho!"
Marlon attacked Statler.
"Get...oof....this....fraggle off me!!"
Waldorf looked at his watch.
"It's about quarter past twelve."
"YOU OLD FOOL!!!!"

 

[theprawncracker]

Wow! That chapter was awesome!! Even better the second time around!

But seriously, I loved it, the Fraggles were all in perfect character! GREAT!!

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 10

The curtains opened up to act 7, inside Clifford's castle. Clifford was looking out the window.
"Dang! The hound sent a bunch of fraggles! Well, in times like this, it's time to fight fire with fire. Bring forth, plan B!"
Sweetums, Doglion, Thog, Big Mama, Timmy, and the mutations came barging into the room, grunting and growling.
"Were to you want us boss?"
"Whoa whoa whoa! I didn't send for you guys. And besides Sweetums, weren't you on the other kingdom's side?"
Sweetums, with a look of horror on his face, took out his script and read franticly through it.
"Hey! You're right!" Before leaving, he gave Gonzo a quick dirty look, and Gonzo retaliated by shrugging his shoulders. The monsters exited.
"Sorry!" He whispered.
Clifford said again, "Bring forth, plan B!"
Hearing this, the Bear in the Big Blue House cast ran on stage in armor.
Clifford chuckled. "If they think they can defeat us with cuteness, then they are sadly mistaken."
Bear started sniffing around the stage, and went up to Clifford.
"Man, what are you doing?"
"Sorry, but you smell like cheap cologne."
"Enough! Now then, go forth, and bring home victory.
The Big Blue House cast cheered and began to sing.
"Oh......we...."
"ENOUGH!!" Clifford bellowed. "GET GOING!"
They walked away, without the same enthusiasm.
"Boy, is he cranky or what?" Tutter asked.
"Big meanie." Pip and Pop muttered.
"Bear, I think he needs a nap." Said Ojo
"Everybody likes naps." Replied Bear.
"[Gibberish]" declared Treelo.
Scooter ran on stage.
"I'm Stan!"
Scooter ran off stage.
Clifford, now alone on stage, started to rub his temples.
"Man, I'm surrounded by weirdos."
Suddenly Romeo, suspended in midair "Mission Impossible" style from the ceiling, whispered,
"I know exactly what you mean."
Romeo broken in to see Juliet, and tried his best to not let Clifford see him.
He swung to the windowledge, grabbed it, and went inside Juliet's room.
Clifford looked around.
"Who said that? Oh, I guess it was just my imagination."
The curtains closed, signaling the end of act 7.
Up at the balcony,
"You know Waldorf, I've been thinking."
"That's a first. Do ho ho ho!!"
Statler smacked Waldorf in the face, making it go inward.
".....ouch.....twice in one night.....a new record....."

 

[theprawncracker]

HA! Oh my gosh I love it so much!! I can't contain it!! It's fantabulous!! MORE MORE PLEASE!!

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 11

The curtains opened to a wide open country space. With the large group of fraggles coming from stage right, and the Big Blue House gang coming in from the left. Gobo and Bear stepped forward to the middle.
"So, do you think you can beat us?"
"Well, I don't know. Maybe. But it doesn't matter who wins."
"Yeah, that's true. But I bet we can beat you in song!"
"You're on!"
With that, the fraggles starting singing "Fraggle Rock", while the Big Blue House started singing "Bear in the Big Blue House."
[Simultaniously]
"Dance your cares away.
Worries for another day,
let the music play,
down in fraggle rock!"

"Welcome to the blue house.
Hello from the small mouse.
Things to do, fun for you.
Howdy from the big bear.
Want some fun, here's where!
Just for you, always new!
In the house of blue!"

Each member of the army took each lyric like a punch in the gut, and both
army's fell. Everyone was on the ground, breathing heavily. Rowlf came in from stage left, and Clifford entered from stage right.
"Come on fraggles! Finish them off!"
"You call yourselves children's television?! Look cuter!"
Suddenly, Robin the frog came from stage left, wearing english attire, and holding a crutch.
"Stop!" Was the sound that came out of the little frog's mouth.
Immediately, everyone stopped.
"Why do we have to fight? Friends, against friends? Bears and other animals against fraggles? This is ridiculous!"
Rowlf bent down.
"What's your name, little frog?"
"I'm Tiny Tim, but that is not important. What is important is that we stop fighting. Now, I know that you two have had your differences, but is that really important? That was in the past. We should look to the future. We are brothers and sisters. After all, we are the children of tomorrow!"
Immediately, everyone on stage, including backstage, began to cry from the heartfelt words. And Robin....oops,...Tiny Tim began to sing.
"We are the children of tomorrow,
each one is different and the same,"
Bear began to sing,
"Help us to live here with our other, our brother,"
Gobo began to sing,
"One in heart, one in hope one in name!"
Everyone began a huge chorus of the song.
"We are the children of tomorrow,
each one is different and the same.
Help us to live here with our other, our brother,
one in heart, one in hope, one in name."
Clifford and Rowlf joined in, with each other's arms around each other's shoulders.
As soon as the singing stopped, Clifford began to speak.
"Man, I'm sorry about all that has happened. Can you ever forgive me?"
Rowlf replied,
"I was going to ask you the same thing."
Then, they both realized something, and were shocked.
"Have you seen Juliet recently?"
"No, have you seen Romeo?"
"Oh no! They've gone missing!!"
"You guys have to help us find them!"
Everyone agreed, and the huge bunch of Muppets ran off stage right, in hopes to find Romeo and Juliet.
Up in the balcony,
"Statler,"
"Yeah Waldorf?"
"I'm....sorry about all the mean things I have said to you over the years."
"Really?"
"Yeah." He extended his hand. "Friends?"
"Friends." Statler got shocked from the joy buzzer Waldorf had on his hand.
"Do ho ho ho! I get him everytime!!!"
Statler smacked him on the face, causing it to go inward.
".....I hate this running gag....."

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh!!!! ROBIN!!!! WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW!!! I LOVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! (((((((HUGS FRAGGLEFOREVER))))))

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 12

The curtains opened to Romeo and Juliet in the middle of the forest. They were sitting on a stump, holding each other's hands, with worried looks on their faces.
"Romy?"
"Yes Juliet?"
"I think we are lost."
"What makes you say that?"
A loud noise came from a branch from a tree.
"Nevermore!" Sam the eagle squawked. He put his head in his hand.
"This is so humiliating."
Romeo and Juliet looked up the tree.
"Look Romy, a Dodo bird!"
"I am not a Dodo bird. I am an eagle!"
Romeo cleared his throat, as a reminder to Sam.
"Oh....sorry.....nevermore!"
Juliet held Romeo tightly.
"Oh Romy, will we ever get out of this forest?"
"Nevermore!"
"Don't worry Juliet. When we get out of here, we will get married!"
"Oh Romy, when shall our wedding be?"
"Nevermore!!"
Romeo gave Sam a dirty look. "Whenever you wish for it to be."
"I want to get married right away!"
"That sounds good."
"And I want to have many children!"
"OK....." Romeo looked at the penguin with the cue cards. Juliet was improvising now, as Miss Piggy talking to Kermit.
"And I want to live in a big house, and a big backyard for our children to play in, and a diamond ring the size of my fist, and......"
Kermit had a look of surprise on his face.
"Whoa whoa whoa!! Let's worry about those things when we get out of the forest." They stood up from the stump. "Now then, which way to go?"
"Nevermore!"
"You know bird, if you can't help, the least you can do is button your beak." Replied Juliet.
"Nevermore!"
"THAT TEARS IT!!!" Juliet went to the tree and karate chopped it. The tree splitted, and began to fall, with Sam in it.
"WHOA!!!" [Crash!!!]
"Come on Romy." Juliet grabbed Romeo by the hand and exited stage left.
Beauregard ran on stage, and looked at the damage.
"Oh, you poor thing!" He pulled a bandaid out of his hat and put it on the fallen tree. "There you go!"
Sam pulled himself off the floor, and started to scold Beauregard.
"Why do you give the tree the bandade?! I fell nearly ten feet!! I'm appalled!!"
Scooter ran on stage.
"I'm Stan!"
Sam grabbed Scooter by the throat and began to strangle him.
"You little.....ARRGH!!!"
Beauregard tried to help.
"I'll save you Steve!!"
The curtains closed to the three fighting.
Up in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf were chuckling.
"Boy, that Scooter kid is quite a actor, huh?"
"You bet! He's going to be the next Johnny Depp!"
"Or......Johnny Dipp!"
"Didn't we use that joke before?"
"Probably!"
"Doh ho ho ho!!!"

 

[TogetherAgain]

I have one thing to say to that. It sounds something like this:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...Which of course means "Oh my gosh that's hysterical I love it!"

 

[theprawncracker]

"Boy, that Scooter kid is quite a actor, huh?"
"You bet! He's going to be the next Johnny Depp!"
"Or......Johnny Dipp!"
"Didn't we use that joke before?"
"Probably!"
"Doh ho ho ho!!!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU USED THE JOHNNY DIPP LINE!! APPLAUSE!!!! OH THAT'S AWESOME!!!

The whole thing is wow!! I love it so much! Beauregard was perfect!! And Sam was hysterical! And more penguins!!! You rock!! I cannot wait for more!!