Chapter Sixty-One
Bob slowly eased the apartment door open. "Mom?" he called softly.
"Shhh!" Ms. Geraldson quietly hurried to the front door and gestured for everyone to enter- quietly. "All three of 'em are on the couch, and out like lights. You kids have a good time?"
"Yup, 'cept for the confetti," Craig said softly.
"And the champagne," Bob whispered.
"And the traffic," Kermit whispered.
"And the-"
"So what
did you enjoy?" Ms. Geraldson teased. "Here, gimme your coats."
"Kermie and moi still need to stop at our hotel, before we stay for good," Miss Piggy whispered.
"Oh, that's right- forgot a bag," Ms. Geraldson said. "Hang onto your coats, then. You two turning right around, then?"
"Wait- I recognize a yawn." Kermit gave the group an apologetic smile before excusing himself to the couch, where Robin was starting to sit up.
"You kids look cold, anyway," Ms. Geraldson said, turning towards the kitchen. "Lemme getcha somethin' warm to eat before you go out there again."
"Need any help, ma'am?" Sally asked as she quickly followed.
With the rest out of earshot, Bob glanced in Kermit's direction and leaned close to whisper to Miss Piggy and Craig. "Is it just me, or is Frog in complete denial of what he's goin' back to next month?" he asked.
"He
is!" Miss Piggy whispered urgently. "He never even
implies anything about any danger there, and he gets
so defensive if anyone else does..."
"I can't say I blame 'im for that, ma'am," Craig whispered. "I done the same thing, first time I went out."
"We all do it to a degree," Bob whispered. "Have to. I'm just worried about how
much he's doing it
now... He's not even on the battle field yet."
"How... How bad, could it be, for him?" Miss Piggy whispered. "If he goes in, thinking... like this?"
Bob sighed and frowned. "Different for everyone, I suppose..." Then he glanced up and quickly glanced at both of them with something urgent. "So it
never gets this cold in California?" he asked Miss Piggy, raising his whisper in volume just enough to indicate that the level of secrecy was to be abandoned.
Miss Piggy smiled at him. "Well, no, not around Hollywood... Further up north, maybe."
Kermit wrapped his arm around her waist as he approached. "We don't really go up north too often, do we?" he mused quietly.
"Not unless vous go camping with the Frog Scouts," Miss Piggy said.
Frog and pig looked at each other. "Should we go get that bag, before it gets much later?" he asked softly.
"I suppose we should," she said softly. They nodded to their friends and excused themselves to the door.
"You two be careful out there," Bob whispered.
"We'll be back soon," Miss Piggy said softly, and with that, they left.
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They held hands as they walked through a park to avoid most of the traffic, but there was something building between them, and it had been building for quite some time.
"...Piggy?" Kermit said softly.
"Mm-hm?"
"...What's on your mind?" he asked gently.
She gave him a tense but glittery smile. "Vous, as usual, Mon Capitan," she murmured.
He tilted his head to one side. "...Did I do something wrong?" he asked. "You seem upset."
"It-" She hesitated, and then sighed and shook her head. "It's nothing that
vous did, Kermie."
"Well then, what is it?" he asked.
"Just- I- ...I'm worried, Kermie," she confessed, "About when you go back..."
"Piggy," he sighed, and he wrapped his arm around her waist. "I
will come home, y'know."
"Well, you keep
saying that, Kermie, but how do you
know?" she asked, pulling out of his arm and turning to look at him.
He gave her a long, firm look. "...Because," he said softly, "I am going to come home." He took her hand and kissed it. "To you."
She squeezed his hand and sighed. "Something- could still happen, Kermie-"
"Don't worry, Piggy," he said gently. "I'll be under Major D. again. He's the best in the Marines, y'know, and-"
"If
he’s the best, then it's no
wonder we're still
fighting this, Kermie!" she said fiercely. "He- he
loses, every- every
object he lays his hand on, from the way you talk, and- how- how can he keep track of
troops, and keep you
safe, if he can't even-"
"Oh, Piggy..." He pulled her into his arms and looked straight into her eyes, an amused smile on his face. "Piggy," he said gently, "He never loses anything."
She stared at him. "...But- but you- I've
heard you say it, Kermie. He loses everything, and blames it on his troops, and-"
But he was shaking his head, still wearing a sweet little smile. "That's how we
play it, darling," he whispered. "There's not too many forms of entertainment out there. If we've got a bumbling fool of a Major to make fun of, it gives our spirits a little boost. But the fact of the matter is that really, Major D. knows exactly where everything is at all times, knows where we are, knows where other units are, knows where the bad guys and good guys are, and the exact condition of all his troops, all off the top of his head. He knows when we're in danger, and he gets us out, and still gets the job done."
She stared at him for a long, quiet moment. "...
Does he really blame you, though? If-"
"Oh, all the time," he said quietly. "But it's all in jest. I promise."
Kermit was not one to make an empty promise, or to break a promise, ever.
"...All right," she said softly. "...But Kermie, that
still doesn't mean that you won't get hurt, or- or ki-"
"I'll be
fine," he said firmly as he put a finger over her lips to silence her. "I'm coming home."
"You
might not," she said just as firmly. "And-"
"I
will, Miss Piggy!" He gripped her waist with his arm and turned to march forward with her at his side, his face firm and flaming ahead into the night. "I
will come home. I will come home to you, and to Robin, and Fozzie, and all the guys, and the swamp, and the theater, and you and me will get married. I am
coming home."
She slowly set her head on his shoulder, tears threatening to burn into her eyes. "...But... Kermie-"
"It is not a question, Miss Piggy," he said firmly, almost angrily.
"But it IS!" she whispered urgently. "Kermie, you
have to at
least admit
that. You
have to know that there's- a- a
possibility-"
"I
DO NOT have to, and I
CAN'T!" he shouted, ripping away from her and staring at her as if she had morphed into the enemy. Then his entire body drooped, and he slowly, wearily sank down to a park bench and dropped his head into his hands. "Oh, Piggy..." he sighed with a horrible exhaustion that had nothing to do with the late hour.
She stared at him with a slacked jaw for a long moment before she carefully approached and sat down next to him. "...Kermie?" she whispered meekly.
"Piggy," he whispered. "...Do you- ...Do you KNOW, how- ...how
hard this is, for me?"
She gently put her hand on his back.
"How- ...How HARD it is, to- ...to just- pick up, and- and
leave you all, again?" he whispered. "I- I told myself, when I came home, that- ...That I would
never miss another day of Robin's life. And- and then I- ...I made exceptions, for- visiting Bob, and- and for our honeymoon, and- and I figured that sooner or later, I'd have to- go promote some production, or something, and he'd have school, but- but I was never,
never, going to let another day pass without-
talking to him, at least, and… and now, I- ...And- and that's just Robin, Piggy, I- I was never- gonna miss another Friday with Fozzie, or- or leave the theater for- any longer than two weeks, or- or go more than three months without visiting the swamp, or- ...or- go a single night, without kissing you..."
He sighed heavily, and she wrapped a sheltering arm around him. "Kermie..." she whispered.
"...And- ...and you know, I- ...I don't- do well, under- ...under guilt," he whispered. "And right now, Piggy, I- I feel guilty that I'm not there yet, helping them, and- and I feel guilty that I'm leaving all of
you,
again, and- I- ...If I- even
acknowledge, that there's even- a
possibility, that I might- not- ...come- home to you, then, I- ...I wouldn't be able to
stand under that guilt, Piggy."
She pulled him closer to her and pressed a kiss to the back of his head. "Mon Capitan," she whispered. "...Will- WILL you acknowledge it, when- when you're there? When- the guilt from- not helping, will be gone..."
He sighed heavily. "...Maybe," he whispered. "A little... not very much, though. I- ...We try not to think about it." He lifted his head enough to look straight ahead. "Major D. looks after us, and other than that, we figure- if- if we consider it- as a possibility, then- ...then we might- allow it to happen."
She shivered and whimpered softly.
He straightened up and pulled her tight into his arms, holding her close and rocking her gently. "Shhh," he whispered. "I'll be okay, Piggy. I'll come home safe. I'll come home safe... Shhh..."
"I love you," she whispered.
"I love you too," he murmured softly, and he kissed her cheek.
They grew still and silent, and then the only sound, the only sensation, was their two hearts, pressed close, beating together in perfect unison.
"...Piggy?" Kermit whispered very quietly. "...You feel that?"
She nodded very slowly.
"...Remember that," he whispered. "No matter what happens... we're together inside."
"...Yes," she whispered. "...Yes, we are."