Bulldawg
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would definitly be Veterinarians Hospital!!!
Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, Dr. Bob?
DR. BOB: What?
NURSE PIGGY: Where did we get this patient from?
DR. BOB: Oh. Well, she was found with a bunch of cows.
NURSE PIGGY: Not bunch. Herd.
DR. BOB: Herd of what?
NURSE PIGGY: Herd of cows.
DR. BOB: Sure, I've heard of cows. (Laughs)
NURSE PIGGY: No, no, no. I mean the cows herd.
DR. BOB: I don't care if the cows heard. I haven't said anything to be ashamed of. (Laughs)
NURSE JANICE: But Dr. Bob, are you going to operate?
DR. BOB: No, I think we've milked this joke long enough. (Laughs)
COW: Oh, look, I have a stake in this too. (Laughs)
And so, Dr. Bob has taken the bull by the horns. Tune in next time, when you'll hear Miss Piggy say:
NURSE PIGGY: This has really been a moo-ving experience.
Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, Dr. Bob?
DR. BOB: What?
NURSE PIGGY: Where did we get this patient from?
DR. BOB: Oh. Well, she was found with a bunch of cows.
NURSE PIGGY: Not bunch. Herd.
DR. BOB: Herd of what?
NURSE PIGGY: Herd of cows.
DR. BOB: Sure, I've heard of cows. (Laughs)
NURSE PIGGY: No, no, no. I mean the cows herd.
DR. BOB: I don't care if the cows heard. I haven't said anything to be ashamed of. (Laughs)
NURSE JANICE: But Dr. Bob, are you going to operate?
DR. BOB: No, I think we've milked this joke long enough. (Laughs)
COW: Oh, look, I have a stake in this too. (Laughs)
And so, Dr. Bob has taken the bull by the horns. Tune in next time, when you'll hear Miss Piggy say:
NURSE PIGGY: This has really been a moo-ving experience.