A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

[anythingmuppet]

Oh ho! So PRAWN gets memories implanted in HIS cerebral cortex, nyeh, County-boy, ole chap? Ah, I see, oh no, there's not any BIAS around here is there? Nooo...no...yeah, friends who post fanfics together STICK together! (Hey, I don't post fanfics because my self-esteem isn't high enough, nyahahah )
Well, I hang around here only cuz I feel like such a dork elsewhere---
*just then Cookie runs in*

*glows* Well well! Now look, Count & Prawn Super Awesome Duo, I have a Muppet on MY side! Yeah! Yeah!
*pats Cookie's head*
Cookie: Where is pie?
Huh?
Cookie: WHERE'S DA PIES?
Oh, pies! Why, they're up there-
*turns and points*
*looks up*
*splat*
*grumbles*

*steps on rake*
*grumbles*
*knocked out*
Cookie: What happen to him?
*wakes up*
DON'T SAY ANYTHING, PRAWNFACE!
*falls back again*

 

[The Count]

Hey... Did I say you couldn't use the penguin cannons? No, which means you have free range to fire away at der wittle pwawnie foo-foo cakes. And uh, if you happen to hear a beeping, that'd be my answering machine... No wait that's not right. Oh yeah, it'd be the GPS tracker from that suit I had made at Edna Mode and Hilda's place last week. Great work they do what with the Henson stitchery and superhero suits...
*Leaves Nick and Prawn to duke it out hero to nemesis style. Who's the hero and who's the nemesis? That's for you to decide.
*Using Jack Palance voice changer Slug loaned me: Choose... Wisely...

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Torgo: The maaaaaaaster would liiike iiit.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Points a water gun to her crazy rival buddy*
Now, now, Pop.
>=3 Hurt ze Prawn and I will hurt you, yes?
No, not with violence...
BUT....
*Dangles his bag of sugar*
*Directs her gun slowly to the bag; in a teasing manner*
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bunsen: Oh, how cruel!
Beaker: *Pokes Pop/AM*

 

[MrsPepper]

Dontcha remember, in 2005 and 2006, our night-long chats that would end up in the entire post being populated by 11+ members & guests of this forum due to rampant Ziffeling?

Good times, good times. *reminisces*

 

[Pork]

Somwhere along the line I think I got Unstolen. w00t. I invented a new word XD. Unstolen.

um...what are trix? *hides*

 

[dwayne1115]

What happend to me

 

[Beakerfan]

What happend to me

Um.... I ate you......

 

[dwayne1115]

Wow How did i tase

 

[Pork]

*Does the Jukebox Jive to the slow music and looks very out of sync*

 

[dwayne1115]

no one wants to slow dance with me