A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

[anythingmuppet]

*sips cold iced tea* It's good to have insane people...

Oh yeah, like YOU'RE not, wise-prawncracker!

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh yeah, like YOU'RE not, wise-prawncracker!

I sir, am a dignified countreyman. *eats coasters*

 

[anythingmuppet]

Ya-huh, surrrreeee.....

What about the 'plethora' incident? Or the 'cotton sweater' incident? Well, they were kinda the same incident, but still.....

Mr. Dignified my paw!
*realizes he had a paw*
Woah....where'd this come from?

 

[theprawncracker]

See, I'm dignified, you sir, are a paw-per! Ahhhh! Wocka! Wocka!

 

[anythingmuppet]

*growls*

Nyahaha....

Well then, my dear prawn...
*slaps his face with white latex glove*
if it's a duel you want, it's a duel you'll get!

*pulls out penguin cannon*
I'll be using this cannon as weapon of choice...that is if it is okay with me batty bud Count...
*Count nods....I think*
Alrighty then!
Prepare to be injured, Prawnie, ole boy...

 

[Pork]

*takes a seat and eats popcorn* This is going to be grood. I mean good...and great. Great and good ><

 

[theprawncracker]

Nick old bean, I never saw this coming. *pulls out gigantic cream pie catapult* Honest. Never saw it.

 

[anythingmuppet]

*stunned--and not from the cream pies he's throwing at him*
How....how did you NOT see it coming?

Dontcha know how far our 'rivalry' ( ) goes back?

Dontcha remember, in 2006, when I, you, Kimp & Superfan all had that big fight that ended in you going to a restuarant, after being held hostage for hours, and ordering pizza?

Dontcha remember, in 2005 and 2006, our night-long chats that would end up in the entire post being populated by 11+ members & guests of this forum due to rampant Ziffeling?

Dontcha remember a MONTH ago when that happened? The Awards thread?

*crickets*

Okay, that tears it...

*fires penguins all at once*

(****! )

 

[theprawncracker]

*dodges penguins in Matrix like move* Your penguins are very strong, but my pies are packing cholesterol! *pulls catapult* Look at this ladies, I'm totally creaming him! Woot! That's two!

(And of course I remember those times, my faaaaaaaaavorite times!)

 

[The Count]

*To Nick and Prawn: Just so long as you play by Marquis of Queensbury rules.

Of course Prawn remembers those times... After we implanted those memories in his cerebral cortex again.
Hey Kyle... Um... Throw Claud a cookie, that'll slow her down. Unless Cookie Monster eats it first.
Cookie Monster shows up: Someone call?
No... But Nick might needyour help with those pies.
CM: Ooooh! Pies! Kowabungaaaaaa!