A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

[dwayne1115]

hey lets sing Eye to Eye want to?

 

[Beauregard]

Go Muppets.
Go Muppets!
Quack.

 

[theprawncracker]

Attack of the chickens! D:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

I'll handle this fair maiden! *pulls out cell phone and dials number* Hello? May I speak to the Colonel please? ...Colonel Sanders. What? THE COLONEL! ...*hangs up* Time for plan B! *whistles*
Gonzo: *darts in* Yes?
Chickens for you.
Gonzo: Wow! Thanks Ryan! Woo-hoo! *chases after chickens*

 

[Erine81981]

*some music kicks in*

Ok everyone. Let's do the

Flip your flippers up and down
Look at the sky and turn around
Peck forward, raise flippers
And waddle
And waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle

Flip your flippers once or twice
Take two steps and fall on the ice
Pick yourself up and fall down again
That's doin' it
That's doin' the penguin

One more time

Flip your flippers up and down
Look at the sky and turn around
Peck forward, raise flippers
And waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle

Flip your flippers once or twice
Take two steps and fall on the ice
Pick yourself up and fall down again
That's doin' it
That's doin' the penguin
Penguin!

 

[MrsPepper]

Quaaaaaaack!

 

[Pork]

*Dances Cares Away*

 

[Beakerfan]

*Alex leaves and comes back wearing an alltogether more elegant outfit, complete with fur coat, with Sweetums at one arm and Animal at the other*

*upon entering, Sweetums helps her remove her coat to reveal an outfit much like this: ta-da! *

Thank you Sweetums!

Animal: PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE! *runs to go get some punch*

 

[The Count]

Huh? *Stares at Alex, before realizing he can't see anything. *Sits back down in the corner watching everybody else through feedback talking headphones recording everyone's moves on covert surveillance cameras.

 

[Erine81981]

*jaw drops* *pulls jaw back up* Sorry. You look gorgeous. Would you like to dance?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Eating chicken*