A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

[Beakerfan]

Huh? *Stares at Alex, before realizing he can't see anything. *Sits back down in the corner watching everybody else through feedback talking headphones recording everyone's moves on covert surveillance cameras.

Oh, sorry Ed! It's a lime-green dress that comes just past my knees with heels and a pink necklace.

*jaw drops* *pulls jaw back up* Sorry. You look gorgeous. Would you like to dance?

I would love to! *dances with Kyle*

 

[Erine81981]

Oh you dance like your lighter then air. *as i look down i see we are dancing in the air* Whoa! *closes eyes* Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down!

 

[The Count]

Thanks Alex. *Pipes in At the Dance music in the background so other songs can be heard more prominently. *Bat slices the knotted shoelaces of Will and Carrie. Okay Bo, that's your first and only warning. Try something like that again and it's custodian's surprise for ya swabby.

 

[Beakerfan]

Tony approaches Alex...

Tony: Alex, would you care to dance? I've asked the band to play a certain song that I think you may like...

Sure! *dances with Tony*

 

[dwayne1115]

(Looks around at everyone who has someone to dance with)

I don't have anyone to dance with. what should I do? I know

(Runs out) (Comes back in with carbord cut out of Drew Berrymore and starts danceing) Now all the girls will be jealious.

 

[anythingmuppet]

Wha-ha?

*stumbles into party-ish thing*

What's all this? You're all partying....without the life of the party? *points to self*
I won't have this!
*cuts out power*
*lights power out*
Blahaha!
*dastard dashes daringly into the darkness, due to being deprived of delight *

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Back in the Hall of...
UD: What was that about?
Eh, who knows...
UD: And who cares.
*Switches to Electric Company power and everything goes back to normal with lights turned on.

Ain't nobody messin' with this bringing of the power!

 

[anythingmuppet]

*lights turn on*
*reveals AM clad in Phantom of the Opera-esque garments*
Whaaaa?

I thought I'd won!


*looks at Count & UD talking in the corner*
Why if it isn't my old boss, the Count! We go back so far, don't we...

*pulls out penguin cannon*
Remember ya used to be my employer, and I had to serve under you, every day! Delivering coffee, iced tea, iced coffee, whatever you wanted!
*loads up cannons while delivering trademark 'villain speech'*
Well, those days are over....
*directs every cannon to every corner of the room*
*evilly* Now it's time to say goodbye....to ALL OUR COMPANY!
*fires cannons at once*
*runs away*
MwOOHAHAHAHA!

 

[The Count]

*What he doesn't know is that all the cannons were immediately drawn to Nickster when he pulled the trigger... And thus he ended up underneath a pile of penguins mad about losing their waiter's tips. They smack him about with their flippers... Then sit him down in the corner...

Nick... Now that you got that outta yer system. Take over for me here while I go check on other threads. *Disappears through a trap door in the floor as his seat retracts downwards, closing after he's sunk into the MC mysteries.

 

[anythingmuppet]

*penguin bonks him on the head*

Oof!

*shakes head*
Oh, uh, er, yes sir!
*salutes*

Boy, what DID get into me there....
Hmm...
*rubs head*
*stands up*
Okay, you hooligans, da boss wants me to monitor this thread, so nothin' fishy, or its the trap door for you!