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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Moppet: I have a fancy sword of my own! Father: I knew he'd say that... Moppet: *leaps back, landing on teh rigging, and pulls dagger* *winks* See ya later, aligator! Father: In a while...um...nevermind...
  2. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: Um... Moppet: Told you, now get out of my head. Hevej: Ha! Moppet: I'm back. Mother, get below. There's dishes to be washed. Father: ... Moppet: Don't interupt.
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: Well...promises...that is, I promised. Moppet did not. Moppet: Aye! Father: Get lost!
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Moppet: Indeed....however, dear, for once I think mebbe I should be the judge of what excactly I do. So there. *folds arms* Hevej: Right behind ya, Moppet. Literally...she looks armed... Moppet: *scowls* *Pop!* Father: And naturally....my judgement of exactly what to do just now, is to go...
  5. Beauregard

    Non sequitur of the day

    *stares at screen* *blinks* *blinks* *stares at screen*
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *to Mother* Father: I had...well, yes, I have.... Moppet: Righ'o lads, let's put the woman downbelow, we ned a good cook and bottle'washer! Father: *gulp* Did I just say that? Hevej: Aye. And a good plan it be. Are you going to carry it out Moppet, old man? Father: As a businessman I...
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Hevej: No way!!! Father: Yes... Hevej: Never!! Father: Oh, yes. Hevej: She's...her? Moppet: Aye...I mean...excuse me... Father: Well, I didn't drag them, they, that is, well, I then someone else and you wern't, or were, and I thought...but then I did...
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Moppet: Arr...*gulp* *pop* Father: Mother! I um...that is...*weak smile* Hi... Hevej: THAT is Mother??? Father: Ehhe...
  9. Beauregard

    The Day After Tomorrow Question

    Agreed. and sorry...I don't recall a name for him. Why do you ask?
  10. Beauregard

    I am in need of serious help. :(

    Yo, Mr B. lay off my friends. If you have nothing constructive to add to this conversation, stay out of it.
  11. Beauregard

    Check out my Muppet Comic

    Great stuff!!!
  12. Beauregard

    Muppet Poems

    Niceness! Sweet, cute, Cantiflanty!!!
  13. Beauregard

    RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

    Good shot! *turns into water and melts on the floor as a, rather nice, leg comes flying at head* *slides as liquid under WW's feet, slippign her up* *flips back to normal* Take that...he-he
  14. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *walks silently to the front desk* Ed, I want to leave this box, can it be deliverered to Kathy. Inside is a blush of roses, a packet of handkerchiefs, neatly wrapped chocolates, and a small card saying, "My thoughts are with you..."
  15. Beauregard

    Anyone Got $500 To Spare?

    Wow... What I would pay just for a scan of those... Wow... Can we mount another robbery? Guys, get the bus!
  16. Beauregard

    My dad's gone now

    I sit here, and I'm not sure what to say. Anything I think to say just seems insignificant. I can't feel what you are going through, or perhaps even imagine it. It just seems unreal, just two days ago we were talking about him, and I was saying that he would be alright. I guess, there is nothin...
  17. Beauregard

    RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

    I think we're lookign for...badguys, but, where are they? Wonder Woman: Right behind ya, sweetie. Narator: Yes, Wonder Woman has been left to take you men down. Do your stuff! Uh...oh...
  18. Beauregard

    Battle of the Muppet All-Stars

    Fraggles Rock! You Rock! Fraggles. Fraggles Rock! You Rock, Fraggles! Dance your peers away, Let them win another daa-aay Let the Fraggle's Win, Get Down, the Fraggles rock! Doozer Cheer Leader (with pompom): Take it, Doozers! Work it out today, Don't let them take the prize away...
  19. Beauregard

    And the next live action cartoon remake Is.......

    As I see it, the charcters belong to Disney. I think that's right anyway... But after Cars they are going alone!
  20. Beauregard

    T*K*O-"Virus"

    "A notebook! We got a notebook computer coming in from the north. I repeat..." *screams are heard* Bea:zany:{Laughing all the way...}regard
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