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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Hevej: Ahh, good, it stopped. Be a good lass, and stay put for a minut' will ya? Not that you could go anywhere if you tried, but... *moves to the helm, as the ship starts moving*
  2. Beauregard

    Statler & Waldorf on movies.com

    I agree, it's not that Steve and Dave were anything less than these people, heck, they are the greatest Muppet people in the universe! (Along with Jerry) BUT!!! They are not Statler and Waldorf. And have never been as good as them! Now they have found better replacements for them! I, for...
  3. Beauregard

    Muppet Central...return...

    I thought it was cookies? That you can't have without milk?
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Hevej: Typical... -- Father: Vic? VIC!!! Are you at school yet? Great. The one day I need his help, and he left for school early...And where is Dog when I need him? Or the boy-next-door-then-boy-here-now-boy-where-ever-the-heck-is-he? -- Hevej: Mingo, love, yer gunna haffta stop...
  5. Beauregard

    TogetherAgain's Homework

    D'oh! I was forgetting Gonzo! Naturally, this is the scene from Muppets From Space...I kind of knew that, but thought, Who's the Blue Creature??? For some reason I had the thought, "Uncle Deadly" running round my head...
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: *paniced* Miss Mingostone! The children have been kidnapped and...so have...you. Drat. -- Hevej: *climbs up the gangplank, and places Mingo and the twins down on the deck, in sacks, naturally* Eh, up, and there she goes. *climbs up rigging* Lettin' down ye sails. Let's move arf...
  7. Beauregard

    Muppet Central...return...

    Billy's Girl had nice things to say...always did... Me, I say, "What do you get if you cross a Rubber Chicken with a Drum?" "A rubber-band! Wocka wocka!"
  8. Beauregard

    The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

    In tutus, with pompoms? Male, of course.
  9. Beauregard

    TogetherAgain's Homework

    That was at the same time the most wonderful, teh most beautiful, and the most horrable thing I have ever read... Questian: Call me stupoid, but who was the strange blue creature???
  10. Beauregard

    Your Favorite Jokes

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Becuase it died.
  11. Beauregard

    Fraggle Rock film in development

    I agree that Fraggle singing hip-hop and rap would be the worst thing! I hope we get a sentimental pipe-played, "Let me be your song," type song in the film.
  12. Beauregard

    Jobs ready to sell Pixar

    I was looking forward to Pixars break with Disney. They really need to be by themselves. Also, I'm hoping that CHicken Little does badly anyway, because it looks...well, yah. :p But, I'm sure Pixar knows better than us, lol.
  13. Beauregard

    ~ Muppet Musique ~ (Updates)

    Heh...sorry, SlyBre, I just remebered that I never got George replaced after half my Mp3s were destroyed in a computer asccident...
  14. Beauregard

    Slow Updates on TP

    The Halloween pagent was added recently! And that is always worth a read, sooo funny! Actually, I always crack up reading Danny articles.
  15. Beauregard

    Statler & Waldorf on movies.com

    Wow! The Halooween special clipos are Very good. Statler is dead on for most of it, especialy his laugh! Waldorf isn't entirely there yet, but!!! He no longer sounds like Gonzo, so I like him much more. And altogether, they were funny and topical. I liked the jokes too! "Now that would be...
  16. Beauregard

    Last movie you watched

    "High Crimes." Ashley Judd. Morgan Freeman. One of the best movies I've ever seen. The acting is beyond perfect, the storyline is superb, the charcters are excellent, the suspence is ever growing, the screenplay is amazingly well written, the filming is great, the twist ending knocks you...
  17. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    SWAEHB! Glad you brought this thread back! I was going to do the same today... You'll see why later... Maybe... Ok. You will. But first I have to create some things!!! *opens photo program*
  18. Beauregard

    Any Scooby-Doo fans here on the forum?

    Mupept Writer! Where have you been? Why have we yet to see another Muppet/Marvel crossover in the FAn-Fiction area!!! And abotu Scoob, I like the movie, dislike the show.
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: *dizy* There's a party? I thought...maybe it was a new kind of party game, smack yer old shipmate with a plush cucumber... Moppet: *in Father's head as ever* Yohoo, you earth to Father. He kidnapped your children! Father: He....wa... Moppet: I forbid you to faint...we already had...
  20. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Hevej: *kidnaps Viq and Vibs and Mingo, and leaves the scene* Father: *sits up* Hevej! I will get you for this if it is the last thing I do! Actually...it probably will be the last thing I do...wait...
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