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Father: On phone, Yes boy-next-door-now-whatever-it-is-you-are, no boy-next-door-now-whatever-it-is-you-are, Maybe. Ok. Bye boy-next-door-now-whatever-it-is-you-are. *to Jack* You go to the peir, I'll go to the school and pick up the others..well, not pick up, that bigfoot is rather..er...he has...

Father: Thanks Mr Cole. *Now, if I just find the Bigfoot then I can... -- Hevej: See, the ocean just stretches ahead of us an' all, and never seems to grow any closer. Becase we arn't movin' Drats. And you never can find an anchor when you need the one. *switches a device, that raises the...

Think that's bad, you should see the dancing girls. No, wait. Think that's bad, you should see me do it! *does*

However...if this means that he will be leaving us more than before..*rings up Fozzie's boss* Hey there, I just thought I should tell you about an incident involving Fozzie, Byron, and mufins in a court room...

*points* Murderer! *throws muffins*

Father: *talking to answering machine* Yo Mr C, I wonder if you could help me? I'm looking for the twins, and just need pointing in the right direction. Thanks. *hangs up* Right, that's done. *walks out the door, but, actualy, walks into the door* Oof. Not that direction then... -- Hevej...

Tak for Mad! Wait, that's thanks for food... Thanks for this AWESOME site!!!!!

Mildred: Boober, I am sorry to see you leave. Good bye my dear! *to Ernie* It's just you and me kid...

If they left editing on indefinatly, then people could change a post down the line that people have complained about, and then the person reporting would look like a fool.

Said the Bear in the polka dot tie, "Good job, Mr Bear sir! Well done Mr Bear sir!"

Hahahaha!!!!

Hevej: Just keep it how it is, and if we hits a surfacein' submarine, blame someone else. *carries the bundles of Viq and Vibs down, and locks them in the hold* Just putting supplies away...

Hevej: *stares at Mingo* Right! Enough of that, lass. Here. Talk a'hold of t'wheel for a second, while I mve the...er...provisions below deck. *moves over so Mingo can take the helm* -- Father: *listens to "On Hold" music*

Hevej: *stares at Mingo* Yes, it is.... -- Father: Hello? Is Mr Cole there?

Hevej: *turns* We're...here. Out at sea, with nothin' beyond us but open ocean, and salt breeze air, and that seaside smell of fish and chip shops. Happy to be here, Ming?

Father: Speady rocket car, what is this, Kid Chuck Wonder? I'll call the school, Biggy ol' boy, and get Vic to return home with the car...I should call the police, no, I'll ring Mr Cole instead, he'll do.

Ahh! Thank you, Henrick.

Father: *blinks* I am calm. *blinks* I am peacefull, and serene. YES! OF COURSE the Nanny has been kidnapped. I am panicing. I am most certainly not calm, peacefull, or serene. -- Hevej: *see above*

Father: See! This is what always happens...It's typical behaviour in a modern family, the Mother dissapears quite mysteriously, the son and talking dog break charcter and go to school early, and a pirate from the past kidnaps the Nanny.... -- Hevej: *sters, without noticing that Mingo has...

As Toga would say, Why be crazy when you could make dollars? Wait...that's not right. Ok, back on topic...