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Father: *pained expression, not just from hanging onto a train at 90 miles an hour* I think I did...once...just a tiny bit...maybe...when you were asleep? *is hit by a passing fly* Oh that was an unpleasent sensation.

Johnny Depp: *to Jack Sparrow* Oh, ok, this is weirding even me out...and I acted in that rubish new remake of Charlie and the Choclate Factory...

Hey! *presses ear to the door* Right, where is my two-way radio...oh, drat, I think I left it in the BBB thread...

Father: *hanging onto a train door handle, outside, while Mother stands on the step* Because you are strangely twisted when it comes to me feeling pain? Or because I have a daughter from my secret service days? *pause* Hang on, let me eliminate that last sentence.

If you hang around this place for any length of time...you learn. Trust me.

*enters with long beard and stick* Robin Hood, what a crook, gave away, what he took. Charaty's fine, subscribe to miiine (and Christy's, and Katies, and Sarah's) You've gotta picka pocket or twooo, yooou've gotta pick a pocket or two. *exits stage left*

I would, but he just got booked up to sign at the...er...the um...the...Chaple of the...um...Saint Feathergils?

Actually, the spotty handkercheif was to use a a pirate hat as we enter the pillaging scene, ma' dearie.

Father: *dives to grab ticket as the ticket collector enters* Hi, er, hi, I'm going to Alabama...I think..yeah...*sings* For I'm goin' to Alabama with my banjo on my knee...*end singing* *smile* Ticketcollector: Ticket? Father: Right. *hands over* Ticketcollector: Wrong train buddy...

Depends what we pick...*finds handkercheif* Bea:zany:{Always prepared to lower the tone}regard

Well, I guess the answer is two-fold...you are just some big sappy lug...AND...so are we all around here. I must have cried at Scooter lines a million times knowing that Richard isn't here any more. The Peace Carol gets me every time. And I regularly cry at Saying Goodbye...or Rainbow...

If CB's driving...that's not all you'll crash.

Father: *searches in pocket for train ticket* I'm sure he said Oklahoma...*finds ticket* ALABAMA??? *ticket blows away*

*yells from inside closet* I can hear that! I can! *bangs on door* Hey! Open up! *looks down* Ooh, a spoon! Bea:zany:regard EDIT: I was ziffled by Christy!

Well, when I'm rich and famous I'll just plan a round tour of America to promote my books, art, and/or music albums and you can come and visit me at my state-room hotel suites...and...oh, drat...we need another plan.

Why make sense when it's more profitable to make dollars? Bea:zany:{Joke stolen from Toga, but she doesn't get to MC much anymore so I doubt she'll see it}:halo:regard

i.e. The premier is next May...how on earth are you planning to get in? We rented the bus out for that month.

I think they did...I ought to re-read the originals, I read them all about a year ago and a few last month. I've just used the names with the return and given them different characters. The originals were delicious though. *brushes teeth*

Father: *on a rushing train* Well, that wasn't so bad, Jack. I'm notorious for catching the wrong trains you know and...Jack? JACK???

*goes into a trance* Oooh...shiney things...