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Aww! This is so cute! It makes me all giggley..."The swine?" Nope, everything...giggley, and happy, and thoughtful. Loved the Sweetums moment, though he seemed younger than usual for some reason. Nice Clifford bit there, away from the others, yet connected. Nice Gonzo lines (as per usual from...

A box. It was a box. It was a box addressed to him. There is so much shock, and trajedy in those lines. Like, there's a box...stareing at them all...and we dread to know what memories it may prompt. Speaking of shock: "Answer me, Piggy," he said, pushing her away. "Who would hurt a...

You're right...she was rather hot. And I assume you are talking about her bries...

It is surprising! It's a wonder that they put in these little things that no one will notice...and more of a wonder that people actually DO notice.

No, look here: http://www.hiddenmickeys.org/PictFrame.php?Images/Movies/lilmerban.jpg - There IS Goofy, Donald and Mickey...but there is also Kermit.

We can't! Rachel Bitterbuns owns all the newspapers and three quarters of the internet! ...where did she get all her money from???

Well, dah! It's a Hare! A hair? Wait...no...got it.

So...Aunt Pepper, did you bring Uncle Salt with you?

I've been vying for Fozzie's to be the next on the list....it would be totally adoreable...either that or Scooter's, though Scooter is a lot less popular, and his history is far more controversial (To Muppet Baby, or not to Muppet Baby, this is the question).

*gets drenched all but firey hair* Mum, if you keep putting water on me my temper will go the way of my hair, and you know you can't cope with my tantrums!

Ouch! Ow! Oww! Mum! You're PULLING my hair trying to get that fire out!

This is a Muppet News Flash. When the big news breaks, you won't here it here.

There's a truth...where IS that girl?

That's true. Maybe you should see someone else...though I'm sure you know what you are doing. Or maybe you should see a veterinarian instead? Dr Bob: What you need is a vegetarian! Nurse Piggy: What we need are some honest jokes.

Why kill your own thread when you could bring in professionals to do it for you? *lifts red phone reciever and dials TKO*

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy!!! This man threw firecrackers at me and my hair is on fire and he hasn't even looked away from the darn bush of death!!!

So do chains. Just thought you should know that.

*finds leftover firecrackers from last 4th July and throws them into a pan, followed by a match* Hi there. *places pan by FBI man's feet*

Well, it's nice to see that you arn't laying it on too think there Prawnie...but, don't you think his shoes would smell? But seriously, it is great to see you here, Mr Lewis, I'm sure you have a lot to contribute to MC - and most of that is probably tied up behind contractual agreements...

Well...at least they made you feel special.