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Kermit:Yes Do it

(Backstage) Kermit:Quick Beauregard Close the Curtain

(The Audience applauds)

Thog:good grief this is going to bomb

Thog:and now here is our version of King Midas

Sweetums:Oops I forgot

Kermit:let's redo the intro again Thank you thank you and welcome again to Muppet Saturday Night Live with our very special guest star Joseph Gordon Levitt but first here is Sweetums and the Muppet Monsters and their take on the story King Midas (the curtain opens)

Mandy (Embarrassed):Nothing big brother

Joseph Gordon Levitt:Great thanks Mandy (Joseph kisses Mandy)

Mandy:we met some people at the bowling tournament and so we invite them to come and watch the show and see Joseph Gordon Levitt perform and our parents invited some people see for yourself (the curtain opens to reveal the cheering audience)

Mandy:Excuse Me guys but I have a solution for this problem

Kermit:Gonzo made a mistake with the flyers there's no audience here to see the show

Kermit:Uh Jospeh about your number we may have a problem with that

Steven:this is not good (Joseph Gordon Levitt enters wondering what's goin on)

Gonzo:Oops I think I know what the problem is on the flyers I accidently put tomorrow instead of tonight sorry boss

well I need some help with a muppet show with Frank Sintara

Kermit:well that settles that but where is our audience?

hey cjd874 you make the best outlines I have a question do you make requests?

(suddenly the rest of the muppet monsters arrive trampling Steven in the process)

Sweetums:Hey Kermit where is everyboy?