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  1. The Count

    Letter From A Prawn

    *Wicked grin... Yes I do, yours most possibly.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Tsk, tsk, tsk... Bo, how many times have we told you, never mix your metaphors. *Laughs at the small joke.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *Back at the helm... Mac: Give 'er all ye got Matty! Matty, in Scotty accent: I'm a-givin' her all she's got... I canna give 'er any morrrrrrrrre. Mac: Big Tom, Friggin', load the cannons and be ready to blast those nautical nincompoops outta the water! *Both: Aye Mac!
  4. The Count

    Letter From A Prawn

    Thanks Sis... And Bo's spot is safe for now, he has almost a 2K lead... For now. *Holds scythe and looks over at Bo... This? Oh, I just borrowed it from Uncle Deadly, he's staying with me while the prawn's away.
  5. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Uncle Deadly, dressed in his normal clothes and sipping a cup of green tea: Mmm... This Moppet Family drama is most interesting. Of course, I'd prefer more Muffins or fanfic... But one must make do with what's at hand, or claw so to spook as the case may be.
  6. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac: Aye, forgive me cap'n... Didn' mean to incur yer wrath o'er the mess in your mess girly. Hmmm... *Ruminates over state of matters. That james boy be in deep trouble if he be ignorin' the call from yer cell. Give me the orders and I'll make sure the rest of the crew gets to work on...
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac: Aye, and who said that be all the deck? Now get to swabbing the rest of it ye mop's pet.
  8. The Count

    Zappa says Fraggle film will rock

    Fine... Hey Bo... So long as you're swabbing the decks, clean up this place after we're gone. *Walks out the door after Christy, leaving Bo to clean up the mess.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac: So sorry cap'n. *Rings Nicki's cell phone on his own, matching tones are heard eminating from the cap'n's cabin. James... Remind me, who be he again?
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac: Oy! None but none uses me real name boy-o. You walk the plank into shark infested waters? That might be the best idea ye've ever had. *Looks at Christy/Nicki with small pleading in his eyes.
  11. The Count

    Zappa says Fraggle film will rock

    Crazy Harry: You called? Oh... Did someone say "blast"? Nooooo! *Presses plunger and closet door gets blown wide open. Mwahahahahaha!
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac, calling out to the rest of the crew: Ye heard the She-Devil... All hands ready yernselves... We be pullin' out! *Weighs anchor, finds it to be too heavy, drops it in the ship's storage space, and the Reunion casts off wherever it's going.
  13. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac, *Spooked a little: Beggin' your pardon girly... But did ye say...
  14. The Count

    Letter From A Prawn

    Thank ye Bozers... And don't be starting up rumors again... Or there'll be a nice custodian's surprise waiting for ye...
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Mac, *whacks Bo with his cutlass and trips him up even further, sending him rolling all over the deck: Aye, and be ye forgettin who's in charge o' this ship? *To Nicki: So... Where to girly?
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    Zappa says Fraggle film will rock

    Keys? What do we need keys for... Didn't we plough through into the studio?
  17. The Count

    Zappa says Fraggle film will rock

    Yeah... Maybe you should do that Sis. It'll give you better insight on how to kidnap Zappa and get him in line with the rest of the Muppeteers we took hostage at the JHC Studios. We still making that movie?
  18. The Count

    The RHLC!

    Sara, if you're stuck in fanfic, drop me a line and we can talk. William and Caroline... Is somebody getting married? Hmmm, get the Chef on the phone, we might need someone to make the giant talking wedding cake... Or just a cake in general... *Moves off to next thread, wishing everybody...
  19. The Count

    Chicken Big - Not Another Buckin' Christmas Album

    Hey Mrs P, you've been on the mailing list since the beginning. At least I've seen your addy there every time. Been a bit disappointed in the last ones, at least with the write-ups. Thought they were playing into the whole 12 Days schtick. Oh well... *Moves off to next thread.
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    Zappa says Fraggle film will rock

    Agreed... If the celebrity cameos are as a character that makes sense as part of the movie's overall story, then I'll be OK with their appearances. But if it's just a momentary appearance like Hulk Hogan in MFS or Kelly Rippa, Molly Shannon or Triumph in VMMCM then I'd be a bit put off. Oh...
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