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  1. The Count

    Where is that guy they know as Beau?

    Due to a bit of time delay and time reversal... The clock now rings out nine nocturnal nells, a cold steely 9 revealing itself as the hour hand moves downward into place. But the clock counters keep moving backwards time, until another complete circuit concludes. In response, eight eerie...
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    What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

    Hey... Where's that milk? Need it to make milkshakes to go with the burger sandwiches and peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. *Checks the broiler where I put the bread... Toast's ready!
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Observing Prawny from within our two-man sub... Wery intereschting... But schtupid. The periscope sinks back beneath the waves before attracting any unwanted attention.
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    What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

    Speaking of which... Getting kinda hungry. *Uses leftover cole slaw and burgers in the fridge to fix a sandwich. Hey guys, can you get one of those Snowths to pick up some milk or something? Would ask Scooter, but he's already on coffee duty. We'll probably need something to cool down...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ry, it's easy. Just drop me a PM and I'll show you how to do it. Mmm, lots of good food last night. And there's plenty for leftovers for today and tomorrow. Count: Not if Rizzo or Cookie Monster get to it first. Good point.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Uh yes... No offense, but if it's what I think they're made of, I'll leave the "pina" coladas alone and stick to "piña" coladas instead.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Dixie cups... Fright here on the table Kate. *Flexes wrist and hand showing her where the paper cups are located amidst all the food on the buffet.
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    Wuzzles voice artists

    X-Man... How is it you keep delving into the joys of my better sighted youth? First Garfield and Friends, then Attack of the Killer Tomatoes... Now this! Yep, I remember the series fondly. Tress MacNeille as Mrs. Pedigree, what kind of animal(s) was she? And is that our Dot Warner Tress...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Rats and bats show up singing... If you like piña coladas... And walks in the rain... Sure Bry, I'll take one. Haven't had a taste of the homeland's delicacies in a long while.
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    The RHLC!

    Hi Sara. Sorry for the grumblings and rumblings you're feeling towards your family at the moment. Just try to mentalize that it'll get better and you have to take it one day or step at a time. Phase out the negativity and try to deal as plainly or non-plustly as possible, with respect towards...
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    Dr. Rainbrain

    Taken care of, even renamed the thread so people know what character we're talking about here.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    That's weird... Then again, anything involving Gonzo is weird. But I thought we remembered to light the rocket, not the rat... Light the rocket not the rat. Oh well. Ladies and gentle-Muppets, I give you the 2007 Fourth of July MC Dorms fireworks display! *Flails arms about in the air...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Oh man... Am I stuffed, good food though. Hi Cookie Monster, was hoping you and your roomies would show up. There are some cookie cakes cut up into small squares if you want some. They're made using a Tollhouse recipe, after I sampled the cookie they're made from myself last week, oatmeal...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    You know... Rully thought there'd be a bigger turnout. Draw out some of the reclusive people and maybe some of the newer people. Oh well, I'm sure they're having fun wherever they are. Hey Cliff... Gimme a couple of ribs and a mess of your mama's barbecue. Hmm, that sounds like a song cue...
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    The Penguin Thread

    Zany? Isn't he now... Sorry, I make little joke. But seriously, isn't he enrolled in that friend of yours' tapdancing studio Beth? Oh, and to answer a question Wombat Woman brought up... Yes, there has been a Muppet hippo character in the annals of Muppetdom. Not sure which numbered...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Applauding the performance... To Ryan: Thanks buddy, that'll be the big finale of the night. *Sips at his glass of lemon-lime soda while the bats bring over a platter of tarantula fry legs. Mmm, crunchy! Count: Probably used some finger-ling potatoes and plenty of garlic salt eh Uncle D...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Floating peacibly in the innertube chair... Mmm, good times this July 4th. Wonder if Maddie'll do an ode to Encyclopedia and show up with frizzy rocked out red-white-and-blue hair ready to belt out a tune on the glockenspiel along with the rest of the band. *Goes back to dreamily hoping for...
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    the muppets at walt disney world tv special 1990

    Hi... Would advise you to contact fellow forum member KermiClown, he has it in his vast Muppet video library. Maybe the two of you can work out a deal for a copy of this Muppet special.
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    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    Oh I don't know about that... This is proving to be quite an enjoyable story at that. Good song choice... Funny how they all keep glaring at Rowlf for that one line about tadpoles. The girls are gonna catch up with Robin and Aunt Marge? Oh gosh, don't let the plans slip little green...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Oh hey Bry... Just in time. Cliff's taking care of the grill and the grind, talk to him about those lumps of lox you brought. Actually... Not sure whether to use those ones I got from you or the ones for our friends... Wanna have something really special since so many new people have moved...
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