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  1. The Count

    What's next for MuppetWriter's Fanfics?

    Yeah... Glad that someone upped their Muppet video collection thanks to KermiClown. He's a regular music contributor at theMuppetcast hosted by Steve Swanson (known here as stephenjlizard). You should go to his website, www.muppetcast.com, and give a listen to some of his past shows if you're...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Much later that night... Hey Jim, before you and the others have to leave. Just wanted to say thank you for the compliment. It was a great honor and even greater fun to have these celebrations for you and Jerry. One thing I would ask though... Please keep an eye on Jerry, the other one...
  3. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *At the party... Count: Oh my, that sister of yours is going to be a heartbreaker Edvard. Ud: Literally or just figuratively? Me: Yeah, and I'll be a rib breaker if anyone breaks hers. *Snatches one of the mini salami with dried onion/oil flavored watered tomatoes sandwiches on toasted...
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    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Santa Claus. Mike: Dude, Christmas went to Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break! Tom, singing: This was written by Danny Elfman, Danny Elfman, Danny Elfman. He's the father of Janet Elfman, Janet Elfman, Janet Elfman. Crow: That's not a doll, that's a sister! *Upon hearing the one note played...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Uh-oh... Sounds like sis's on the warpath. UD: Ah, I can hear the poor unfortunate souls' screams now... Too bad he didn't know that before hand. Oh well, he made his grave, now he has to lie in it. *Goes back to reading some fanfics... Or nagging for more as the case may be.
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    For Richard or Poorer

    -------------------------------------- The cloud was peaceful when he arrived—everyone else there twittering and tittering away about what they could only imagine went on at the chapel beneath. "So Richard... Tell us already" his bearded boss inquired eagerly. "Aw Jim, it was the best thing...
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    Announcing the MuppetCast

    Yeah... Have to agree. It was a really fitting tribute. Although, I do feel it was more on the Jerry Juhl side of things, but there were some good nods to Jim too. Especially loved "Turn The World Around", noticed you used the version from the memorial, it made me tear up a little the first...
  8. The Count

    A hidden Juhl...

    Hello... In honor of today, two years after his passing, thought some of you would enjoy reading this delightful collaboration between three of our more talented writers. So thank you to the ones who provided us with this nice piece of literature, and thanks to you too Jerry.
  9. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    The reason they got such a bad movie actually fits the crime, as they were bouncing on Pearl's new couch which she sent the S.O.L. to keep for her until she beamed it back down. Pit Sticker! Maybe that song would've been more understandable if they just sang off of the club's menu...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Yes... And don't forget, there'll be one more party tonight in honor of Jerry Jull. So I hope to see as many of my friends yuking it up with one of the Fraggle founders and Muppet meisters.
  11. The Count

    Your Thoughts: Sesame Street Season 38

    This one had a better premise... Discuss. Episode 4153: Rosita and Zoe find Abby's Wand. Cold Opening: Word on the Street: Murray Monster asks about "rhyme". Street Story. Film: Eggs, as announced by some kids. Celebrity: Word on the Street Explanation: "Rhyme", by some Law & Order guy...
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    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    You know... Being from another planet, I had nothing to do with this film. Also, the best part of Final Sacrifice to me is Crow delivering the Final Sacrifice TV pilot to Mike who's turned into Steve Guttenberg's power agent, giving Crow only two minutes to pitch his idea. And of course...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Last Night... Hey... There's my lovely little sister. Come on Claudia, lets take one dance. Both get out on the dance floor and have some fun for once. Count: Ah, firevorks are alvays enjoyable. UD: Yes, perhaps they would accept my blue lightning sparks as an added contribution to the...
  14. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Well... Just be glad this isn't a Franco-Italian production covered in smelly cheese. Or that it wasn't filmed in Georgia!
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Uh... Are you speaking to the "us" out here in the theater/converted library watching the movie/reading this thrilling Muppet masterpiece? Or are you talking to the "us" actually in the story? Cause if it's the former... Uh sorrrrreee? *Fatatatita catches the soda in her paws and brings it...
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Sure... *Takes 32-ounce glass of Sprite so graciously offerd by Claudia. Guess you wouldn't want any of these little Snicker-Treat mini-bites? *Waits for next part of the show to be posted eagerly.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Getting dressed... Dressed up. Count: So fancy and dressed up. UD: Aren't we divine? All: Every button buttoned and every press pressed. *All laugh as they go back out on the town for another hearty Muppeteer celebration planned by the leaders of our fair hamlet.
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Then allow me dear sister. *Lets loose a good cryptkeeper cackle. Oh, then, please hexcuse me most revered Aunt Ru. Please post away. *Aside to Claudia: See, the way she originally sorta explained it was that Autumn would be part of one of the show's numbers, "Bop Till You Drop"...
  19. The Count

    Uncle Deadly Question

    Um... As far as I know Jeany, Uncle Deadly has no brother. Perhaps you are attempting to identify Blind Pew from Muppet Treasure Island, a character based on the design of Uncle Deadly though having no family relations with the phantom dragon?
  20. The Count

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    *To Claudia: How's about this instead sis... *Tackles Aunt Ru in a big hug. Is it possible I've been learning how to master the dreaded huggles of doom from my youngest cyber-sister? Eh, it must run in the family. Catherine! Thank Ru for the update. You certainly deserve a good review...
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