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  1. The Count

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *Meanwhile... Rizzo: OK... Now da rat's gonna have his say. Dis beeyutiful trophee in de likeness of yours truly... It's for the Underneat' da Radar category. And I'm giving it to miss Katleen Boike, aka Fragglemuppet. Oh hey, isn't she the one who's with Beaker tonight? Come on up here...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Psst: Mrs. P, the award link was posted there in the post. Uncle Matt Fraggle: Hello to all you silly creatures. It is an honor as one of the most dignified Fraggles to be chosen for the next prize. This, the Search Party Collector is one that I'm not sure, but it bears a striking...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *Announcer: And here to accept on the dorms' behalf is Ed "The Count". Me, standing up: Thanks... And I whole-heartedly thank everybody who helped make the dorms the longest-running, biggest and most fun game/realm here at MC. But I'd like to yield the floor to Crazy Harry for the next...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *Game show music starts playing... Guy Smiley, rushing on to the stage. Yes, it's time for America's favorite game show host and all-around national TV celebrity... Guy Smileeeeeey! But what am I, Guy Smiley doing here at the MC awards? Well, I'm here to give out this great golden cup to...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *Ahem... Ladies and germs... The Great Gonzo! Gonzo: Thank you, thank you... Tonight I will perform a feat of daring do... I will hand out the Hanging by a Thread award for best thread while hanging from this electrified telephone wire by my nose without a Prawn to catch me should I fall...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *Behind Pork. Cookie Monster: Hey, you no have any cookies? Oh, that big tragedy. Please, you must have some cookies. Me starving monster... Me need cookies to survive. And so do me friend and fellow cookie monster Claudia here. Please, you sure you no have any cookies for us? *Puppy dog...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *Meanwhile... Count: Ah, that's sewen awesome avards! The 7 appears in thin air and then dissipates. Me, sitting down next to my darling date: Hey Count... It's your turn. Count: Vhat? Ah yes, of course. The vampire gracefully bows to Countess Dahling and takes the stage...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *A muffled voice comes from backstage. ...What? I'm on? I'm on what? The stage? Riiiiiight. Would you get on already? Beauregard: Hello. I am here to pre-sent the award for best puppet builder. The Handyman... *Squints at trophy. Hey, that's me! The winner is the forum member...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    You think that's torture... Try keeping up with this thread. Anyway... The uncle who owns the theater shows up all important and business like. J.P.Grosse: How much is this costing me? No, put the railroad on R&R, buy the orphanage, sell the orphans, reoutfit the place for a new...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Hi... The curtains rise to reveal the codger in charge of the ticket counter dressed in his finer duds. Pops: Huh? What am I... Oh... Ladies and gentlemen... Tonight, we award... *Starts to fall asleep. *Herry rings a small triangle near his ears. Pops: Hmh... The award for the John or...
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    Getting Swamped

    Ah... Thank you for the update. Simply marvelous. Gotta go, the awards and all. Oh, and I think there's one for you tomorrow. Bye.
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *OOC: Three pages of muffining to read through? Are you guys nuts? Well, yes, you are. OK, here's the next award. Just gimme some time to read through the backlog of posts before the one after this. *Fanfare to Monsterpiece Theater plays as an armchair swivels around. Cookie: Hello, me...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    *OOC: Thanks. Gonna break for dinner. Be back in a while. That'll get this thread going with muffining, what it soreley needs. Um, Pork, if you want to speechify, go ahead. *After her speech... Announcer: Coming up on the 4th annual MC awards... Cookie Monster, J.P. Grosse, Beauregard...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    ... Come on, it'll be okay... A miniature bundle of green lifts his top hat to reveal a lone black bowtie beneath his chin. Robin: Hi... My uncle Kermit let me stay up late tonight to bring you the Short But Sweet award. And the winner is... A miss Ana, better known as Pork...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Uh... Since Snowths is online, we're waiting for his speech before announcing the next one. Unless he has no speech and we can move on...
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    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    And besides... You shoulda said something back in the other thread about offering to do the awards designs. This Nick guy... Now he does great work on his MC awards. And my talented cyber-sister too. Moving right along... Fozzie sings a little as he shuffles off the stage to take his...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Wakes Claudia and helps her back to her feet. Come on... I can hear the Muppet chorus getting things started. And that Nick guy's munching on some sugar he brought himself. *Later... Everyone's at the ceremony, the first award being handed out with a bit of heckling from the crowd's...
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