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Yup, Mag's will be the reciever of ALL OF JIM'S LOVE.

You know what I actually love? I'm sorry for bringing up race, but I love that someone who's African American/black (in this case, @Any Del) and also had an incident with biased cops (and let's be honest, NYC cops are ***holes) actually figured out the cops did what they had to do because the...

"Local Muppet Central resident took thousands of accounts away. Reports say the incident was because of being fat shamed."

Especially on YouTube.

He's just not a big fan of the cheese sauce mix. Sowwy Snowthy. Snowwy I hurt youw feewings. Do you need your safe awea with youw Jeanette doll?

You know what I miss from Windows? That headache screensaver known as the maze.

Ehhhh..... Long story. :dreamy: Oh, come on. I don't weigh that mu- Fine. But you're paying for gas. :grr: Oooh, nice! Yeah, Bob was great in that performance, and I loved seeing the hippie Muppets come in, with the mixture of Frank Oz's, Caroll Spinney's, Joe Raposo's and Loretta Long's...

To each their own. I dunno, the pasta hamburger helper was kinda gross in my opinion. The ranch adds additional flavor to the mix. My friend Mike likes mixing in cheese (I don't think it's necessary, but we have different tastes). This is why he has man boobs. :P

DUDE! Omfg YES! It's like you read my ******* mind!

This happened on April fools/Easter Sunday. I was laughing my *** off at how salty this extreme left liberal was. :D There is some bad language ahead which I apologise. Just shows how stupid some people really are. Also, FYI, this is the video I'm referencing: Some bad language again...

Lord Hokage's death though. :(

*Jim sneaks up on an ice cream waitress named Mags, grabs her by the hips* Mags: Hey, hands off, dirtbag! Jim: Come on, Mags, why don't you just give me a try? Mags: ....how old are you? Jim: ....21. Mags: 17 is more like it, right? Look, you may be tough, but I don't rock the cradle.... I'm old...

Snowth, I just dumped all my waifu's and now I'm sad. Do you think you can do me the favor and... Carry me! Carry me down... Carry ME! DOWN! To... HEART-BREAK-TOOOOWN? :p Okay, real question. What was your favorite Sesame Street/Muppet Show song cover/s/?

I started making the music with my mouth after hearing that line. :P

Skydiving.

Welcome to life.

You know what I miss? Falling asleep on the couch and magically waking up in your bed. Like holy ****. That was so mind blowing as a kid.