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Me? Up to something? The only thing I'm up to is ea-ea-ea-ea...ear-rings.... I'm making ear-rings out of nothing but cheese...

I should mop that up *pulls mop out of ear* *mops up egg and eats mop* See Viq, we can be friends! Whadda you say?

Hey I used to blow things out of my nose. *blows nose and an egg falls out and smashes onto the floor* Well...that wasn't what I expected.

A trick??? If you want to see a trick...*removes hat*...watch this! *takes yet another toaster out of hat* And now...*takes bread out of pocket* Watch this toaster carefully. *puts bread in toaster* And when it pops up again...*toaster pops up and a dove flies out*

Why thankyou. I swallow a glass of polish every morning to keep it nice and shiny. Most of the suggestion cards I get say I should swallow some sunglasses as my insides are so shiny they're actually starting to blind people. Now, as I was saying, I'm sorry about eating you. Maybe we could be...

*a blue hand reaches towards Viq's cradle* *it extends* *...and...* *turns on the light*

*two eyes suddenly appear in the darkness, one green and one red*

DanDan: *confused* Did my lunch just float out of my mouth?

They have champagne down there??? Good grief, I want to eat myself now!

Oh please, what a drama queen. So what I ate one of your children?! You've got 3 more, right?!

Oh don't worry, sis. He's fine in there. I'm sure I swallowed some kids' toys the other day, he'll be having tonnes of fun. Why are you looking at me like that?

Oh hello Viq. I thought I'd find you here. Erm...so how are you? Read any good books lately...*eats Viq* Well.....he didn't stay long did he??

*looks at camera* Oh this is just too easy. *draws a thumb on father's forehead before heading over to where Viq is*

*sniffs at air* Do I smell deserted baby?? *stomach grumbles* Did my stomach just grumble?? *clock ticks* Was that my native tribe calling me home?? What a co-incidence. Oh Viq, come here and help me eat...I mean...devour...I mean...erm...just come here!!

*standing over Beau* Well a little lipstick couldn't hurt....*takes out lipstick and draws pm Beau's face with it*

*to Vibs* Did someone say Timbuktu?? If so I can provide you with a perfectly good, inflated air bed!! As long as you don't sit on it, it's decoration only.

Go Kimp! :)

*DanDan bursts through Viq and Vibs' room's wall* Did I hear someone say John Smith. If yes, I would like to try and sell you some mouse traps. Here, take this one. It's made of rubber so if you make any pencil errors you can just rub them out...

DanDan: *Wakes up* Now where was I? Oh yes, I was gonna eat that baby *looks at shocked expressions*...I mean of course...I was gonna meet...that...erm...lady! *notices lady in corridor* Meet that lady! *runs to greet her* I say...you are hideous. You make me sick. Your face is so vile, *gives...

DanDan: *gasp* I haven't been this upset since they moved the Magic Roundabout's start time....*faints with frustration*