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PeaPea: Why...yes...yes I did...sleeping....ahem...yes...grenades....no, no, no...

PeaPea: Erm....that's not mine. Parker, ay? That's interesting... I'm going to find something to clean...

PeaPea: That yak hair gets everywhere.... *grabs industrial strength hoover*

Humph, you could have at least pretended that you weren't trying to hit me... *sulks*

I got the couch! No, wait! All of my prized cleaning possesions are up there!

Well, that would be the easy option, wouldn't it?? I say NEVER!! Never use the stairs! I think we should get a fireman's pole installed, it'll be easier, faster and cheaper! (Unless we're planning on going upstairs, that is....)

PeaPea: Alright...but I'll get you next time! *evil laugh*. Anyhoo, let's go look and see how to get ketchup stains out of t-shirts! Boy, I tell you, that's a tricky one! [Falls through burnt iron patch in floor]

PeaPea: Why would you do that? You know how hard it is to get permenant marker off skin! Why would you do that? I'm getting angry...you wont like me when I'm angry.... [DanDan runs into bathroom, PeaPea burns open the bathroom door with the iron] PeaPea: HEEEEEERE'S PEAPEA!!

PeaPea: Hello, hello, hello. Do you like what I've done with the place? Very flat isn't it? Oh dear....my face appears to be on fire, excuse me, I'll go put some oven cleaner on that.

And yet he never says that I am fab...

Well done! I have three years of school left...ugg...

I am not sure if I have already explained mine...but meh....I'll do it again. It is a line from the all-new stop-motion animation movie that DanDan and I are making.

I am not going to post a picture of myself on here for two reasons: A) Not one single decent picture of me exists....anywhere. I am the least photogenic person in the world. and B) I don't know how to work photobucket...

Reminds me of the time when I mixed up shoe polish with table polish. What a funny day that was...

Oh well....you know how it is.....sleep...wake up....sleep....sleep-clean...make a cocoon out of cloth dusters...emerge 5 days later...the usual.

*back at DanDan's shoe* Please don't eat that kettle DanDan, I've just washed it for the 50 millionth time today, and you know how hard it is to get your spit off metal.

M-m-mop? Of course I would!! Yay mops! Let's all go to Mops R Us or we could even go to its rival company Mop-world!!!

PeaPea: Don't you even think about trying to change the subject! Well...if you must know, it was fan-diddly-scrumptious. I went shopping and I ate sweets and I cleaned buildings and pavements and trams and pears and market stalls and CD cases and wardrobe doors and....

PeaPea: Why thank you. *stares at room* Oh shoe polish!! Look at this mess!!! DanDan! I told you to hoover every five minutes! Look at the dust! *Faints*

PeaPea: *puts suitcases on floor* Well I'm back from my excursion to Germany. I have now cleaned every house and apartment there. Shame I had to walk back though....