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PeaPea: Erm....my name is.... *reads label* Cloud-B-Gone? ...No, how ridiculous, it's PeaPea!!

*Rocket pack splutters* PeaPea: ...Oh no...

PeaPea: Gosh...these clouds are so filthy, I've run out of Cloud-B-Gone stain remover! Who would think that you could fly just from sheer will alone? Well, not me! This rocket pack really does come in handy!

PeaPea: I'm quite partial to a verse of 'I will survive' myself. Or 'I get knocked down, but I get up again' or the Pokemon theme tune...

PeaPea: I got amnesia?

PeaPea: And could I also get some moose on toast?

Drue: That would be my cousin....Gilbert? PeaPea: Oh, thank heavens, the waitress is here. Waitress: What can I getcha? PeaPea: I'll have a mug with nothing in it, some cloths and cleaning fluids and a pot of tea. Drue: Make that two. I like nothing better than cleanliness. Do you have any...

PeaPea: Tough shoe polish. He's my pet. I know! We'll sit at a circular table and then we can both sit next to Drue. *places cloth down on seat, then sits down* Drue: Erm, can I have one for my chair? PeaPea: .....*stunned silence*....Marry me.

Drue: The name's Drue!!!! And if I was Mr. Grape, my first name would be Gilbert. PeaPea: Stop squabbling you two. Barstucks is only five seconds away... *five seconds later* ...and here it is...

PeaPea: Yes I did! In spirit... Drue: Listen guys. Hate to interrupt, but I'm absolutely famished. Can we go now?

*Hands DanDan a hankie* PeaPea: His name is Drue, and who said he would repace you? He's going to be my little pet. I'll take him for walks in the park and get him a little carrying case...Infact..let's go to Grapes'R''R'Pets right now!!!

Drue: A talking foot?? Now I've seen everything!! Is there anything to eat around here? I'm only a little grape, and I can't fend for myself. PeaPea: Don't worry, little Drue, Momma PeaPea's gonna take care of you now. DanDan, Barstucks do muffins, don't they? Let's all hop in the lemon car...

PeaPea: Oh thank heavens! *cuddles Grape* I shall call you Drue, and you will be mine, and you will be my Drue!! Drue: Oi! Don't squeeze me so hard! You'll squeeze all the juice outta me and I'll become a raison...*shudders*. And everybody knows raisons are just humiliated grapes...

*PeaPea drops the bottle of Schnapps with Grape that she was drinking from* No! I can't go on...this world...it's full of stains that even Cillit Bang can't get rid of! No, DanDan...I know what I must do...and that is.... go to the home of the mothers of all cleaning products! That's right...

PP: But what about MopWorld?!!? *cries hysterically* What about all the beautiful mops?! *shrieks* LOOK OUT!!!

PP: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! You can't just leave me like this! There's grape juice on the lemon car! It'll never come out!!

PP: Quick, Fem! Stop spinning and grab the wheel!! Don't look at me like that! I need to put a cloth beneath DanDan's head before there's sick on the floor of the lemon car!!! *car swerves and runs over a grape in the middle of the road* Oh, table wax! What have we done?!?!?!

PeaPea: I hope that foot is clean there, mister? Is it? IS IT? Man, I really need to chill. Maybe a day at 'The New MopLand' will be good for me? Ay, DanDan? Ay? Ay?

*places clean rag down on seat of lemon car, then sits down* PeaPea: You're not supposed to take those. I hear they have people looking for that. *Girlie scream* What....is....that...? *points to something in the road*

PeaPea: Hahahaha...you do talk about the funniest things sometimes DanDan...grenades indeed. Erm, would Barstucks be interested in new cleaning staff, do you suppose? I could use the money. I'm saving up to go to Mops'R'Us. I need a mop. Yes....a mop....