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What is it with the Minogue sisters and the muppets, they're obsessed I tell ya! :p

*sniff* Miss you already, sweetie.

jacob, you great book obsessor, you! :p

*shudder* I really hate Fallout Boy. They're so....I'm not even going to go into it.

I'm reading a book called Alphabet Weekends at the moment, it's rather fab

Yes...of course that's what I was doing...:o

*appears at doorway* Hahaha, nice try Beau. Good job I dug that tunnel from inside the cake.

*From inside cake* You know me I just wanted to get all dressed up for my Snowthy.

*jumps out of Snowth's birthday cake wearing only a happy birthday sash* Oh it's not his real birthday...*climbs back in and waits till real birthday*

*in underground maze thing* Hmmmm. We don't seem to be getting anywhere. Perhaps I should call Fem. *gets banana out of pocket* Hello? Hello? Fem we're looking for a doorway. No I...No I....*gasp* He hung up on me. That obviously means we're close to the exit *Starts peeling and eating banana*

*takes out "Bat and Potato Be Gone" spray*

*floating along* Hey look what I found!! *pulls at plug and all the water in the cave is drained* Good job all underground caves in this section of the planet are fitted with a plug!

Excuse me boys, don't knock it till you've tried it...*puts eraser in water and it expands into a 3-seater dingie* Cosy, huh?

*ankle deep in rainwater* *Sigh* This has happened three times this week. Luckily for you boys, I never leave the house without this baby!! *rummages in pockets and produces eraser/rubber*

*underground* DanDan: What the hackypack was that...*runs after Ron and Beau as all lights go out in cave* Oh great.....this couldn't be any worse.... *starts raining* Fantastic. Wait a minute! We're underground!!! :confused:

*following Father and Ron into cave* Ahhh I remember passing through this cave...........so many bloodsucking bats, so little time......uh-oh!! BROTHER, DEAR!! RONALD!!! Oh potatoes.....

Oh dear, if only I'd taken a compass with me. But Fem wanted it for some sort of activity. Which of course means I told him he couldn't have it and swallowed it to make sure he wouldn't get it...

No time for ankle-rubbing, dear brother. Although it is one of my personal favourite past-times. We have to get you out of this jail! Look I dug this tunnel for you with a table spoon. Unfortunately, I thought it would be a hoot to make it slightly maze-like....and now I can't remember which way...

*hand grabs Father and pulls him down hole* DanDan: It's me! You like my new flesh-coloured gloves? They go perfectly with my new edible lipstick. Which isn't technically edible but when's that ever stopped me?

*meanwhile back in the hole* *blue glove is revealed revealing that indeed the hand was flesh-coloured all along*