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Happy belated birthday.

*brings vinegar upstairs* Drue I'm going to have to be quick, I'm missing "Make Me A Supermodel" *injects vinegar*

*calls to Drue* Erm...erm...*spies bottle of vinegar* Yes Drue! Just a minute! *runs upstairs with vinegar*

Ahhh the wine. I'll just go down and get it... *goes into kitchen* PeaPea have you seen the...*sees PeaPea lying in pool of her own drool with an empty wine bottle next to her* ...never mind....

I just like the swirly background on "Voices" but then I'm very easily amused...

DanDan: Is that like the music or an actual rock? Or Fraggle Rock...?

*at DanDan's place* *DanDan runs up to bathroom* DanDan: Oh Drue, there you are. How you doing? Feeling any juicier yet?

*at home* *sips Diet Coke* Well....this is interesting.

You were around to see Courtney Love sober??? Dear lord, you must be centuries old! :halo:

*half-way up stairs* Wait a minute...this carton is covered in oranges! Oh forget it I'll just let Drue soak in the sink, that'll probably plump him up a bit. *hears sound of crash in kitchen* That'll be PeaPea falling asleep again. And by the time she wakes up Drue will be filled with juice...

....lies! I am a fountain of youth! Me and Madonna, forever young!

Oh dear...well this carton is orange that must count for something...*runs up to bathroom*

Lucy I know my name is not Beau. Or is it...? No it is not. But I'll answer for him. Or will I..? Anyway, it is impossible to edit the introduction, or so I have come to believe. As it is very old. JUST. LIKE. YOU!!

*notices labels are all in german* *hears small whimper from bathroom* Oh no, PeaPea why are all these drinks in german??? Drue needs...I mean I need grape juice and I don't know which is grape and which is raisin. *to self* Remember what Closer magazine told you about german.....oh wait it...

....that information is irrelevant....

Grape juice, got it. *hurries down stairs* Oh my oh my oh my oh my. *opens cupboard under stairs, it is totally dark and there are shelves and shelves galore* PEAPEA! Where abouts do we keep the extra grape juce in case of emergency?

What's that Drue? Face-juice?? What is that?? I can't hear you over the sound of my iPod which I've just noticed I've had in for days on end! Stupid NME! Drue! What??

Awwwww I like her sleeping all the time though....she only gets up to clean Just like Bree on Desperate Housewives. But slightly more unusual...

Lucy stop saying rock my socks, you clearly stole that from me! :attitude:

*meanwhile...in the bathroom* Oh my god I think I killed Drue. Deep breaths DanDan, remember what Madonna said in her documentary... Wait a minute...that quote is entirely irrelevant. Still, that was a good documentary...Drue? DRUE??