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*chases* Come back! I havent even shown you my new collection of pencil sharpeners yet!

*eyes bulge* You....would? *mouth falls open* Well of course, I'll give you a massage, brother, I've just been taking a course. *takes out shotgun and a sheep from bag* Now it's called a shotgun massage. You're not supposed to use a loaded gun but I always think it's more fun if you do.

Butter? Please do I look like that kinda gal. Anyway what's shaking over here? I was bored so I thought I'd come see my second-favourite brother. Fem's on vacation in...erm...what's it called? Where they make all the vacuum cleaners? Lots of nuns beat each other up? Horses eat each other...

*drops from ceiling* Finally, dear brother. I've been waiting for you up there all day. Don't ask how I got there, let's just say it involved a lot of marmalade and a lot more marmalade. In fact, I may have ruined your ceiling with excessive amounts of marmalade. MARMALADE!

Oh you know, the usual. Giving the blind sight, healing the sick....riding nude on a camel across the Sahara desert...

*hurries across road* BROTHER! BROTHER! COME BACK! I WASNT FINISHED SPEAKING TO YOU! I STILL HAVE A COMB I COULD SELL YOU! MOST OF THE TEETH HAVE BEEN PICKED OFF...BUT YOU COULD STILL USE IT AS A WEAPON I SUPPOSE!

Speak english man! Or swaheeli, I've been known to dabble into that a bit as well. In fact let's invent a language now and speak that together! DIBBLE DIBBLE! DIB DIB DIBBLE! DIBBO DIBBLE DIBBIE DIBBO DIBBLE DIB!

Oh dear me this is the third time this week I've been attacked by leprechauns. Better grin and bare it like I always do...

*rides in atop a lawn-mower* DanDan: Ahhh, I thought I smelled guards. *takes jar from inside pocket* Pickled onion?

Hey! Hope you four nutters are having a great time :p

I love Shakespeare. I'm no expert on him or anything, but I do think he's fantastic and I admire his imagination and talent

Sorry to pick up on the wrong thing here, but fantastic you got to 10,000 posts. Who knows maybe one day I will get to 5000 :p

Well we're just about half-way through 2007, how's it going for all of us? Has it been a good year? An OK year? Anything significant happen? Let's share and review! :)

OK I know I've done this quiz about 20 times but I love doing these so Im gonna do it again lol 1. What's my mood like right now? Forgiven Not Forgotten- The Corrs 2. How's tomorrow going to be for me? Ooh- Scissor Sisters 3. What kind of person am I? Afterglow- Vanessa Carlton 4. Am I...

I'm a really...opposite of light sleeper. It takes me forever to go to sleep, so usually I just stay up until obscene hours so it saves me the bother of being in bed awake for hours.

My lord this forum is active today! I come back and there's like six million new members! Ooof!

Gah! Well done on your graduation Mr Snowth :)

I am The Beast: The Beast 88% Goofy 81% Sleeping Beauty 75% Peter Pan 75% Ariel 69% Donald Duck 63% Cruella De Ville 56% Cinderella 50% Pinocchio 44% Snow White 38%

I never got to see Cars, but I don't think I'd really like it anyway, I wasn't a fan of The Incredibles.

Wow! Im going to see her in September! And I cant wait either! :)