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Well, messyplace just ruined yet another thread!:grouchy:

You know why Lindsay isn't being arrested for underage drinking? I'll tell you why, because in some cases, celebrities are considered above the law; if they really weren't, then I think the other two "bimbos of the apocolypse" (Paris Hilton and Britney Spears) would be wearing cuffs as well.

"Thith stuff stickth in ma mouth... thith ith even worth than caramel candy!"

Yeah, but he had Tempelton crawl up and get it for him since he couldn't reach it.

Thanks to Mrs "I'm a Canadian, hand me a scarf" Pepper for this hilarious list... "25 Signs that you might be Canadian" 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3...

Charlotte died at the fair because Wilbur broke down after that but since no one knew why, Zuckerman said "he's probably just home sick, I guess we all are...".

Aw man, for a minute there I thought you were coming back for good. :cry:

And apparently Simon is going to be even meaner this season than ever before! Hoo-boy, just when you thought things couldn't possibly get any worse! But what do I care, I don't watch this show, I hate Reality TV.

It's got to suck.

I told you to stop posting in my threads!

Oh I don't know about that, all I have to do is travel west a little ways, I don't even have to leave the state... But to get my on topic, I found a website that lists "famous Canadians": celebrities who have made a large impact on America, but are natives of Canada; they also have a...

Oh Ke-e-e-v... my medical chart here indicates Muley is overdue for a much need amputation...

I won a golden globe for the documentary I directed entitled: Canada: A Pretty Funny Country.

Because my dear cracker of prawn, I didn't win for T*K*O (besides, another episode you wrote in the past aired).

O say can you see, all the frost on the windshield? As we pass some caribou, I may have to yield. There is snow and more snow, I'm freezing my nuts off, As I eat some beaver tails, Radar was played by Gary Burghoff And the hockey players are wearing a lot of layers As I said...

Please, I won a Golden Globe tonight!

I still feel so dirty that I doubted poor Rosewood's death due to the then-recent bobhopesite incident, and by the time I learned that Rosewood's death was all too real it was too late. Rest in peace Rosewood, it's a shame you were with us for such a short time.

ASSOCIATES! ASSOCIATES! ASSOCIATES!!!!!!

All I know is that it's supposed to be pronounced "assoSEEates", not "assoSHEEates".

Why is everybody pronouncing this word as "assoSHEEates" now?