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Well, the article said that's the only way she'd work with Jason Segel. No one ever said that she wouldn't work on a Muppet movie without him.

I have a feeling that it eventually will happen. As soon as Disney realizes they need to find other things to devote their time to than all these weird teen shows that no one watches.

Yes. That sums up what I've been trying to say for years.

And it's mostly stumbling into things. Most of the stores don't regularly carry Muppet items, so it's more your in a store, and you find a Muppet shirt or something. Even when you know what you're looking for it takes a bunch of stores to finally find it. Department stores sometimes carry Muppet...

Or 6 word speech...

No way. No. I will send JHC an angry complaint letter if that happens. But, I don't think it would work. The characters are supposed to maintain their age. We don't even know how old they are now. And like Collgoff said, I think it would confuse people.

We should do public service announcements for turtle smuggling too. HUBERT: I'm Hubert, Muppet Central's resident blundering idiot. And I'm telling you to hold onto your turtles! *bandit walks in, holding a turtle* HUBERT: Ya see, there's some Japanese turtle smuggling bandit- BANDIT...

The "What Made You Laugh Today" thread has all your answers.

Yes, comedy is very difficult. Writers have to figure out how to best write the joke, then the performer has to execute it properly. I've found that the idea in comedy is not to think too much about it. The more you let your senses give you the perfect joke, the better off you'll be. Really...

Sure, if you want to make a sculpture online, go right ahead! :) But yeah, the definition of tribute is very, very open ended. However you feel best to honor Jim! I know I'll probably end up doing about 88 things. Mostly writing, probably.

I do now...well, I haven't actually gotten to use it yet, but I have now officially made "Hold onto your turtles" my catchphrase!

Yep. Exactly. That's my kind of humor. Some people laugh like crazy at Piggy's karate chops and stuff like that, and I do of course like it when she karate chops others (that sounded kind of weird), but I just don't laugh like crazy when she does. But yeah, I'm cracking "Bare left, right...

I laughed most at part of the title: Turtle Smuggling Case. It just sounds kind of funny that there would be a turtle smuggling case. But I do feel bad for those poor turtles. Remember everyone, hold onto your turtles! I always thought it would be neat to have a pet turtle. Someone I know...

I can imagine it would. But I'm sure my avatar would smell anyhow. I mean, two monsters, one eating another? Monsters aren't the cleanest, you know.

Oh yes, of course. For me, I prefer pun-related comedy. I know most people laugh at things characters (including Muppets) do on screen, how they act in the background and stuff. But for me, I don't really laugh at the stuff they're doing, I laugh at the jokes and puns they make. It's the same...

Sounds good. Can't wait.

It can? I thought it was a pretty universally recognized term. Like, even if it does, everyone already kind of knows what it means.

Hmm, I can't think of a joke for one word replies, so, umm... I just noticed that the Newsman is holding his nose in your avatar. Does my avatar smell that bad?

Hmm, give me a moment... No, not really, just a few body organs, my supper, some bones, some muscles, you know, that kind of stuff... Or were you referencing my avatar?

Yeah. Word gets around pretty quickly. Happened to me before.