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Yum! You've got me hungry for a plate of crispy fries right now.

I just had a piece of fruit-basket cake, which is frosted with whipped cream and has fruit between the layers. Too good!

Bob: The laundry made a mistake and sent me the wrong shirt. The collar is so tight, I can hardly breathe. Rob: That's your shirt, all right. But you've got your head through the buttonhole!

That's right!

Nope!

I'm eating a piece of corn on the cob...pulling off the kernels, one by one.

I love lame jokes so much, Kiki! Thanks! Okay, can anyone guess this one? A dog was tied to a ten-foot rope, but he walked twenty feet. Why?

Q: How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk? A: Take the spoon out of the glass.

I'm eating a piece of Reed's Ginger Candy. Chewy, sweet, and spicy!

Wow! Fozzie looks so three-dimensional, I could reach out and touch his nose. And I love how part of him is shadowed.

I liked the Mother's Day video with Bobo, and the one with Bobo and Beauregard was nice, too. I thought it was odd that Beau said, "We don't got no weights." I don't recall him ever speaking in double negatives! But I hope more videos of him will be posted soon. Beau deserves to be in more...

Many happy returns of the day. Hope your birthday's the best ever!

Right now, I'm not eating anything. I'm drinking a cup of redbush chai with milk and sugar--but no caffeine. Just the way I like it!

Poor Beau. I can't believe he actually went along with the suggestion of using Bobo as a weight! Beauregard is my absolute favorite. I wish I could meet him and Dave Goelz!

I just found a few chopped bits of red onion left over from tonight's salad and ate them. I love onions!

Yeah, I don't remember Beauregard having any visible ears on the Muppet Show. I liked the Muppet Show's version of him better anyway. He looked more open and sweet, more wide-eyed and naive.

Thanks, jamie. I can see the Muppets.com site now, and I saw the clip with Bobo and Beauregard. Odd, but when I saw Beau from the side, it looked like he had grown ears shaped like Bobo's!

I went to Muppets.com, but I got a message saying, "This content requires Adobe Flash Player 10. Do you want to install it now?" and I didn't.

Sure, I've seen Beauregard take his hat off at least twice on the Muppet Show. Once was when he shyly asked Crystal Gayle if he could have her autograph. Crystal Gayle: You sure can. [Takes the paper he's holding and signs it.] There you go. [Beauregard puts his hat on and takes the paper...

I don't have any ideas for an entire outline, but I do have an idea that anyone is welcome to use: Backstage is a huge piece of scenery with a picture of some place painted on it. Beauregard thinks it's time to move it onstage, but Kermit tells him not to touch it yet, because the paint's still...