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I seem to recall a sketch with two men. One of them was juggling apples and a salt shaker. He even managed to sprinkle salt on an apple and take a bite while juggling. He didn’t like the taste, though, and the other guy said, “I told you not to put salt on an apple.”

Waldorf: Beauregard, why are you standing there? Beauregard: Because this is the place where I stopped walking.

In this clip, just before Grover delivers Monty's chair, Monty is taking the lid off a basket. If you look closely, it seems to contain white, roundish objects. Monty is smacking his lips, so they could be sweets—maybe those hard white ones with anise seeds in the middle...

Talk about indigestion! After a meal like that, he wanted a light dessert.

LOL! Not quite Cookie Monster...

I remember when Roy Clark sang, "Yesterday, When I was Young." Muppy was right up there onstage with Roy, listening.

I found this Cookie Monster sketch in Hebrew. Does anyone remember seeing it in English? According to Muppet Wiki, a Muppet man was using feathers and rocks to show the difference between light and heavy. During the lecture, Cookie Monster came along and ate the rocks, thinking they were...

...hearing "Flight of the Bumblebee" suddenly makes you hungry for a rubber tire.

Last night, I had a bizarre dream. I was walking down the street while talking to Beauregard. He looked and sounded normal, except for the fact that he was a bit taller than me. Then his skin came unfastened, and I realized it was a fat blonde woman in a Beauregard suit!

Oh, I remember that scene! I noticed that Beauregard didn't slip after stepping out of the shoes. LOL! Kermit: What is the secret of these miracle shoes? Beauregard: Oh, there's no secret. I just nailed 'em to the floor!

I think it would have been nice to have a chorus of Muppets singing "Love Me Do," backed up by Beauregard on harmonica.

I love Beauregard. He's so sweet and so simple. If someone asked me which Muppet I would like to meet, he'd win, hands down!

You could also have "Frogs" from the "Frog Prince." I've seen links to "The Frog Prince" on YouTube.

Glad I could help! :)

A Kermit CD should definitely have "A Song From Kermit"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqp3yizR268

I loved "Another Opening, Another Show," with the performers constantly having curtains fall on them!

The lyrics are: Take a little one-step, two-step, three-step. Come a little closer, please, like a rose that blows in every breeze. Take a little one-step, two-step, three-step, then a little dip, like this. Here's a step we can't afford to miss! And then you glide and you slide...

When I was a kid, I had a copy of The Muppet Show Book. One of the stories (from the Dom DeLuise episode) was called "Miss Piggy 'Buys the House.'" I remember reading that one again and again and getting confused and frustrated because I saw nothing about Miss Piggy buying a cottage or shack or...

I dreamed that I was walking past a body of water that had trees growing nearby. It must have been autumn, because all the leaves were brown. Jim Henson was gathering leaves or twigs or something, and we stopped and talked. He told me a little about how Muppets are made.

I ate lunch out today. I ordered two slices of baguette topped with melted cheese and some sort of sprouts. The bread came with a small salad and a delicious bowl of carrot soup that had balsamic vinegar in it!