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GAME MASTER: The plane from commecial airline Airports Company South America (ACSA) roars towards the beutiful landscape of Africa. The land of contrasts. The airport at Port Elizabeth, P.O. Box 101 was listed as the mailing address of Skeeter.
The plot announces for them to put their trays...
*tock, tock, tock, tock*
...hands clasp together, other's wring in anticipation of downfall, some people shiver with joy, while others curl up waiting for the shoes to drop, all the time the clock dosn't stop...the time draws near...Oz moves closer...
*tock, tock, tock, tock*
*tick, tick, tick, tick*
The clock is moving, the day approches, more and more excitment piles together as breaths bate (is that a phrease? If you wait with bated breathes does that mean your breath bates???), chests tighten in the excitment, fingers cross...
*tick, tick, tick, tick*
*takes off glasses and rubs the lences*
Oh! Piggy! And now we're on the plane, there's no time to go back and get it.
*sigh*
Oh well. Guess we'll have to do what Muppets do best. Improvise.
*shrugs shoulders*
Does anyone have paper towels?
Count: Ah ha,! Here it is at last! That vonderfull hair gel ve have been waiting for! At last a hair gel you can count, and which counts right back.
*rubs gel over fingers and into hair*
*together with a small voice* Von hair, Two hair, three hair...oh I love it so much! *fade out*
Next...
In my version, Clifford sings most of it, but a lot is sung by suportign cast. Sounds like Rizzo is in there somewhere.
For instence:
Clifford - Muppets tonight!
Cast (over Clifford) - You're gonna see something better
Clifford - Tonight's the night!
Cast - You're gonna live with the...
Yeah, maybe, Fozzie. Like, what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangeroo? Do you know the punch-line to that?
GAME MASTER: As the Muppet banter continues, Scooter's feelings lighten and he begins to wonder if he over reated over the letters. But deep down he feels a forboding, and...
Sheesh, Piggy. you're no help.
Look, Piggy, didn't I help you time after time in the early days of the Muppet Show? To trick Kermit and stuff. Can't you give me a little help here?
GAME MASTER: A voice comes over the speakers, announcing the entire cast to be onstage in five.
Floyd...
I know two lines:
"Muppet's tooonight."
and "We got a show for you, garentied brand new, cause here come the Muppets tonight"
Does that help...what do you mean no?
ANIMAL: AHHHHHHH! ME LOVE ADVERTIZING! AHHHH HAAAA HHHHAAAAA. ADVERTIZE, WHA? AAAH. FOOD! EAT FOOD! NAH. ME LIKE WO-MAN! ADVERTIZE WO-MAN? NAH, NAH. DRUMSTICKS DRUMSTICKS!
Kermit: Ok, enough *pushing Animal off screen* bye your Arrrgh! folks. It's the only official tablet on the market that...
Oh. Gee thanks.
Could, um, - voi? - you just check my thoughts on this. In the first letter, Skeeter first calls me an endearing name, then she asks for money and says to post it to her P.O. Box at the airport.
Then, in the next, she does the same, except, she calls me an endering name and...
Simple answer.
Cancel the holiday. Christy, cancel the move.
For the sake of thoe who Can't see this those who Can see it Must!
Bea:zany:{Only Kidding, of course. Grrrowl}regard
I am so darn jealous of you guys. How unfair that I won't get to see this thing yet? How much are flights to America. Ii have to see it. I have to, have to, have toooo...
It's gotta be on DVD the next day. Please, Disney, gives us a next-day delivery next-day release of the movie on DVD...
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