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Father: If that's your doing Mother I'm just going to be cross... Hevej: I'm just gunna be cross whate'er it be if that's alright with you... Father: Sure, that's fine. Now, Jack! *frowns* The pirate has the same name as that man who stays with our family...thank goodness he's not of the...

NOT your llama?

Father: *watches the commotion* Hevej: Someone bumped my ship! I won't have bumps on my ship! Moppet: *calls down* I think you gave the ship to me? Hevej: Avast ye, for I'm takin' her back. And I won't have bumps on her! Moppet: *slides down the rigging* What if I want to keep her...

Father: *in the crowsnest* *taps finger* Fine, just ignore me, just have your petty fights...I can't save everyone...just give me a call when you need me why don't you...*taps fingers* Moppet: Shouldn't we... Father: Shut up! I'm sulking here. Moppet: ... Father: What? Moppet: What what...

Father: *shouts* Get your filthy fingers off my wife! Moppet: And Rosa... Hevej: And my ship! Er, his ship. *points at Father* Moppet: What! You can hardly lay the ship on me at a moment like this when he's about to kill to the death the owner thereof! Hevej: Just watch me...Jack Sparrow...

Hevej: No crew, no crew...that man is really getting on my wick... Moppet: Now, if we cut this rope here, we could swing down and... Hevej: No crew! *insulted* Moppet: Yes, I know there's no crew but I'm talking about a rescue, not a cruise... Hevej: No crew...

Moppet: *rolls eyes* Oh no...Jack...I have no idea what he is doing here... Hevej: Stealing our treasure...and wives...and things... Moppet: Oh no...Rosa...she's just going to get herself into more trouble... Hevej: Don't...do anything. Moppet: Oh no...Hevej...I'm about to do...

Father: *to Rosa without noticeing anything below* Listen, you can drop the act of being evil...Hevej definatly thinks you are and I set him fighting with Mother so that he would be distracted, so drop the bluff and run girl...woman...thing...lady...*cough* Hevej: Er..Moppet...we may have a...

Father: Ahh, I see you have backflipped onto the boom of this sail... Moppet: Why oh why! Father: She didn't know what it was called and... Hevej: Stand back Mother Moppet...er..Christy thingame Cole whatsit...we have a settle to score, and your husband has to rescue the damsel in...

Hevej and Moppet: *climbing the back of a sail hand over hand* Hevej: Are ye sure this is a good idea? Moppet: If you are telling the truth in what ye say abou' Rosa being a blood thirsty archenemy... Hevej: Of coruse I'm tellin' true Moppet: ...then we need to warn her and get her away from...

Moppet: *slides sword off wall and holds it to Hevej's throat* Hevej: That's been happening a lot recently... Moppet: And? Hevej: I'm not quite sure I deserve it... Moppet: Then explain why I am here, why Rosa is here, and why Mother is dringing in the crowsnest? Hevej: Would you rather she...

Father: *lying on the deck* *dribbles* Hevej: *sneaks down the rigging and drags Father to the underdecks* Wake up! Wake up old man! Oy! *finds random bucket of rainwater and sloshes it over Father* Moppet: *leaps up and twists Hevej's arm behind his back faster than you can say "Rosa and...

Father: *uses teeth to pull tape off* *whispers* Good job, Rosa, I think you have Hevej convinced that you are on his side. Now if you just untie me we can get off this ship and build a raft from seaweed and get back home before anyone gets worried...or even notices... Hevej: *frowns*...

Father: *hears the sultry sound of Rosa's voice* Mmm! Mmsa mmmm out mmmm mmm! (Subtitled: Quick! Rosa, get out of here!) Miss Mamm mmm mad! (Subtitled: This man is mad!) My mmmm mmm murt! (Subtitled: I don't want you hurt!) Met mmm mmmmhmmmgm Mevej moo mmm mmmgmmm fmmmm mddm (Subtitled: let me...

Lisa! Post or die! I simply cannot wait for you to get back on MSN with your little teaser one-lines you throw at me from time to time making me go: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!" And then of course, you post it in context and all becomes clear...er..clearer. Beau

Hevej: *standing high in the crowsnest* Aye, it be well fine to be back at sea with my old crewmate at my side... Father: *tied to the crowsnest with mouth taped up* Mmmhmm! Hevej: Oh, aye, just like old times... (OOC: Hevej, Rosa, Mairin and Father are all on the boat. Mairin is locked up...

Actually, no one expects you to believe that. Uh uh. No siree. Which is why GMC is presented as nothing more than a movie made by the Muppets. It is not a part of the Muppet Cannon, though it may be based on certain events in their lives, but it's not a part of the cannon, therefore...we can...

Hello Jake, thank you for coming to MC and for taking the time to post, and responding gracefully to the assaults. Having never yet seen Labyrinth I suppose I don't have place to comment, but for me the look of the comics is close to what I have seen in images of the film, and...

Does marriage seem to present a problem here? Prawnie, pass me the poison...no, not that one! That's essence of llama!

It's true, she did...almost every day she'd start nagging about when Lisa would get back, drived us all crazy it did! Crazy-er...that is...than we usually are. I'm really really sorry to hear about your grandfather, Toga, I've never lost someone close to me so I cannot actually imagine how it...