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Hey, by the way, the Kathy Greenwood zone is the first website to come up on Google.

*laughs* Of course! It's ***** Byron we're talking about here!

Father: You're needed...do you think I can drive this boat back by myself? Cowardly Hevej pirate wannabe... Hevej: *climbing onto the boat* You called?

Oh!!! *headslap* I thought you meant you woudl try to get a crush...in which case I would recomend watching Little Mermaid and Aladdin...

Father: ...oh, typical, just cause you know you can't win the argument you dissapear...

It's not something you try...it's something that happens, that comes upon you out of nowhere...like, you are watching Alias and suddenly...the Mother appears and Volla...you are in love...

Father: Actually, it wasn't a car thing...it was after I escaped from the mental hospital and... Moppet: ...nice of you to stop, Jack. *spins and kicks and sends Jack flying overboard* Father: Fantastic turning of the conversation Mother, we got him adequately distracted. Moppet: *in head* I...

Father: What is it with you and thinking that every Timmie, Dot, and Harriet who enter my life just have to be... *attacks Jack*...involved. We never did have a thing...or I didn't...Rosa might have had a thing...but I'm over it...she is, rahter, not that she did, but she just ended up in...

Ahhh! The comedian's bare! Wocka wocka! Wait! *finds robe*

Father: Now that's unfair! *meets Jack's sword with own, angles towards the plank* Rosa got caught up in this whole mess, I was mearly being a gentleman. *meets Mother's sword* Unlike the man you seem so intrigued by...who doesn't even use conditioner by the looks of him...

Father: *swings Jacket off over sword and whips it under Jack's feet* That may just sweep you off yours...*clashes swords with Mother* Well, we could go another night if it's more convinient?

Nothing like a bit of good quality mush...just kiddin' with ya, I get what you mean.

How rude...*swords bat of one another, clashing and glittering* Oh, Mother, did I mention that I booked theatre tickets for tonight? I thought we could see that play that was advertised on the back page of the paper...did you read about it at all?

*sword swings and flips Jack's hat from his head* Nice bluff Mother, I think you got his disarmed there...must be a bluff, Rosa kill me indeed...Jack, hold it right there would you...

Father: *rolls eyes at Rosa* Excuse me for one moment, it seems my wife is having man-problems again... Moppet: *draws sword and runs towards the battle* Mr Sparrow, I won't have this behaviour on my boat, spending time with women that are not yer own...even if that time be sword...

Father: *rolls eyes* All-right, dear, I'm on my way. *approaches slowly, muttering about the current state of femanism* Look, I think you are doing a heluva job as it is, dear, I'd hate to interupt you know? Besides *lowers voice* one of us should get Rosa below before she sees any of this...

(OOC: Must we involve Davy Jones? We don't even know if he'll be alive after Episode 3 of Jack Sparrow!!!!) Father: On the other hand...maybe we should leave this fight to Mother and get on with retreiving the treasure? Hevej: Actually, you know, I have a long over-due appointment with a...

Hey! This is awesome stuff. Did I tell you that you have Father down perfectly? Becuase you do. It's perhaps the best Father I've read aside from when I write him myself...Seriously! And you have the other characters in well. And the story is brillient, I love how everything fits together...

Moppet: Well, I'l be dashed... Hevej: We'll all be dashed if we don't think about making some kind of more or stand here in a minute... Moppet: What we need is a plan. Hevej: Go on. Moppet: Well, if only Rosa wern't a innocent by-stander we could get her to help...other than that, we...

She might make a cute llama though... ...by the way, comeing from a guy who has a crush on Beverly Crusher from Star Trek: TNG I know what it's like to ahve a crush that no one else "gets". ;)