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Father: If we just get in *rolls eyes* your car, then we can go home, and you wear all the shirts you like...but NOT now! There is a time for everything, and a season...or something...Look, I know you have the intelligence of a 3 year old girl, but please, come home with me now!!!

Why does Floyd not have a bust? Bea:zany:{Wonders how long it will take for someone to reply to that...}regard

Hevej: *opens one eye* I hates the french! *closes eye*

Father: Enough, talk no more. Actually, get rid of those ridiculous super tight, hot-pants-like red shorts...I can hardly be seen walking you home like that... - Hevej: So? *falls over from rum-drunked-ness-ish-ith*

Hevej: *walks into the restraunt dressed in pirate gear* Some bluddering barnicle stole me rum...it was you, wasn't it *waves finger at MairinVibs* or was it...you? *waves finger at Mairin real* It scertainly wasn't that weird weedy man next to *points at MairinVibs* her because he couldn't...

Father: *approaches attractive woman at the bus stop* Wait...is that... *blink* It can't be...well, she has a knife strapped to her thiegh...it must be...Rosa? Wait! I know this trick...Vibs decided to become a certain female that she knows well...like Marian, or Grey, or Rosa...well, not...

Father: *parks car and aproaches the traffic warden* Hi, I'm looking for a twenty-something who's a bit fairy to take home... Butch traffic warden: *wha* Father: ...because this person is dressed as some young woman and it's rather confusing... Butch traffic warden: *punches father*...

Piggy + Pepe + Scooter = hawt? More like hurt I think...not sure who would get hurt the most though...

Father: *in a car, mutetering* *sees a fat young woman* Excuse me? Hi, my name is Beauregard Parker Moppet and I'm looking for a girl, can you help me? Fat woman: *eats a donut* What do you need honey-bunch? Father: Er...never mind...Vibs hates stuffing donuts...that's not her. Fat...

Father: I am going no need a little guidence... Ugly-girl: *leaning on car bonnet* Oh, great, now he's praying. Father: *sticks head out car window* I am talking to the person you cannot see! Ugly-girl: How theological... Father: Mother...help... Ugly-girl: Mother? Oh...

Father: I thogught she was... Twenty-year-old-girl-who-actually-is-hidiously-ugly: Hey, this old man was hitting on me. Father: No you hit me!

Beau: It begins with F? Bobo: It ends in Day? Wait...that's the same with every other day...

Father: *holding huge ring of keys* Nice...*heads out to car* Sure, just find Vibs...easy...tsk...*starts driving* As if I'm just going to stumble upon my daughter...*sees a 20-year-old-kid-in-slim-dress* *pulls over* Hey, excuse me? Are you my girl? *receives a rather unwelcome slap* MOTHER!!!

Bo: 8wondering off by himself* Oh, hey Ed. Whose birthday is Friday? I noticed you talking to yourself there...

Beau: Bo died? Bobo: Alas poor Yorrik...I knew him Horotio...

Thanks, Snowth, but it was a while since then. I wondered if there was any new news, also, I figured if I posted there, by the time people waded though to my new questians, they'd have forgotten the point. Beauzza

*lights come back up* OOC: can we do that take again? I'm obviously British.... -- Father: Oh, sorry about that...Viq, time for bed. Dear, we should get going - to find Vibs and get her mind out of the gutter.

Bo: *looks down at feet* Actually...I do have huge shoes...I always th-Stop. This is not a conversation i am taking part in. Beau: You're not? Bobo: Looks like he is... Bean: Can we just get back to when we were explaining about the-*piano falls on Bean's head* Bo: What an amazing...

Bo: *very very slowly and quietly* Because...I am not...his... Bean: Daddy? Well, I do see some resembalence! The eyes are large and round (and totally freaked out) not unlike mine...the hair is disturbingly clean and neat... Bobo: Yeah, those eyes are kinda round... Beau: Neat hair...

Moppet: Sorry! What was I thinking...Viq, go play in your cot. Father: We should...go. Right, to the car. Unless you happen to know exactly where they are?