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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Actually, I've quite forgotten why I called, except to say Hello and that, as an inlaw, it's been a long while since we actually got together in any sort of a, er, what is the phrase I al looking for...a manly man-to-thing chat. But you were saying something about smokeing? Do you still...
  2. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Oh, ah, there you are. Erm...I can hear water running, are you in the shower by any chance?
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: I was just enjoying a conversatiooooon...*arrives home, sat on sofa between Viq and Rosa* Er...hi you two cute kids...*assumeing that Rosa is Vibs still* What's that? Sorry, I can't understand what slashing your hand across your throat means in this context, Rosa-Vibs...*finds mobile and...
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Dandan! Put that grapefruit down! You don't know where it's been! More disturbingly, it probably doesn't know where you've been...where have you been?
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *awakens on Mr Cole's couch* Oh...what? Did Mother send me to the dog house again? Wait...the other way around...well, the cat's house, really...well, on the couch in the cat's house anyway...or...oh...I passed out at Mr Cole's...never mind. *blinks*
  6. Beauregard

    Kermit's Weight

    Hmmm...I'm not sure what I'd put down for Piggy's prime (not prime-pork-ribs), but I know she was truely beautifull, if someone fat of face, in VMC. When she was in the alternate universe with short hair, she was at the most attractive I have seen a pig...also, in the poster on her fridge in the...
  7. Beauregard

    "I Love You Because"

    *enters dressed as a hippie* I luv ya because you have dirt on yer t-shirt, yeah, fer sure, dude, hey, yeah!
  8. Beauregard

    The Lurkers Club

    Sorry...I know I shouldn't even be here in this club but..."Lurking at" made me giggle. I had to inform you all of that small fact. Bea:o
  9. Beauregard

    Questions about Jim's cameo in GMC...

    Where oh where was Jerry? I know Frank was in the newsroom, Richard was in ze cab and Jim was at the club...where was Jerry? And I'll have to go dig out my old video version, though I can't pause it or anything...hmm...or buy the dvd maybe...
  10. Beauregard

    13! That's 13,000, ah ah ah!

    Count, thanks for the reference to my fanfic! And Lisa, YOU GAVE ME EIGHTEEN HUGS! Squee!
  11. Beauregard

    Authentic, Fully Licensed, Muppet Replicas Coming!

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarh!!! Someone has him! Someone has Kermie! *excuse me why I gush*
  12. Beauregard

    Kermit's Weight

    And, face it, a fat Janice just wouldn't be super-hot...at all...
  13. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Awards! Strike Three! You're Out!

    This: Yes, yes you are. *runs to Kimp* You are the only man for me. Me: Wait...what? Hey, who said he was my man? Who: I did not! Not: Lies! YOu never did me! Me: Yes, he did. He: Lies! Lies: Yes? Yes: What? What: You called? You: I did not! Not: Lies! Lies: Yes? Yes: WILL YOU ALL...
  14. Beauregard

    13! That's 13,000, ah ah ah!

    It feels...lighter? Yes, Whatever, I am insane. Aww, Snothers, you'll get somewhere one day...wait, you are somewhere...you're right here, at MC, being a star! :) right back at ya Danny! Or a nutcase...there very little difference between the two... Thanks...
  15. Beauregard

    You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

    - you walk into an upper-class bookshop and ask if they have Kermit the Frog's Biography. "It should be under F, for his last name, Frog. It's an autobiography." Even though you already own it. :p
  16. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    Ok, Count, I just gotta find it first. :p Beau P.S. There's an e-mail flashing your way...though I had no idea which of those two addresses to yell at, so I zipped the file off to both. - Beau
  17. Beauregard

    Authentic, Fully Licensed, Muppet Replicas Coming!

    Yeah, me too...darn time difference. :p Though I would never have gotten the correct answer...
  18. Beauregard

    Just plain FUNNY

    Ok, so, that was strange...cute, mildly hilarious, and also strange. I loved this line, "And italian food" - a Series of Unfortunate Events reference.
  19. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Awards! Strike Three! You're Out!

    That's okay, no problem, we all get carried away but...*is interupted by tapdancing sheep* Sorry about that. But you can always use the "Edit" button, you're less likely to annoy that way.
  20. Beauregard

    The Lurkers Club

    Oooh! I love clubs! Darn...I can't join...*feels like changeing my status to "offline" so I can look like a lurker...*
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