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  1. Beauregard

    Wished on a Morning Star - (A Sam and Janice story)

    Remember that? Like I said, I am not going to finish this story quickly, becuase I am working on 3 big real life writing projects besides my two Muppet fanfics, I also have 30 real-life non-mup stories running rampant in my head right now...so, it WILL be finished one day, but not right away.
  2. Beauregard

    Muppet Picture Links

    *bump*
  3. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    Danglish: n. 1. A language contrived by taking danish and adding a splash of english. 2. adj. Anything that is half danish and half english, i.e. the Danglish Thread was about the time that Beauregard (English) met Vibs and Tabi (Danish).
  4. Beauregard

    The Time the Muppets Beat Time

    Darn you Cracker!
  5. Beauregard

    13! That's 13,000, ah ah ah!

    *intake of breath, holds, exhalation of breath* She wrote me a poem! A limerick, a thingame! Awww! Thanks Beebers! And nice work on the rhymeing there. ;) Beau
  6. Beauregard

    I present to you...Myself...And my posts.

    Whoot! *slams a huge cake into Ryan's face* Welcome!
  7. Beauregard

    Muppet Fanfic: Something worth waiting for

    *giggles* *chuckles* *clucks* That's all I have to say about that, except for anything else I might say about it. Bea:zany:{Can someone hand me the translator?}regard
  8. Beauregard

    The 5ive Present: The Muppet's vs. Las Vegas

    Guys, here's the last of this screenplay written by the 5ive! I'm sorry that it's not in proper screenplay format...but frankly...it isn't. Beau - INT. CASINO- OFFICE JAMESON Ah! Mr. The Frog! I expected you might call. KERMIT(v.o.) I thought as much. I've got a bone to pick with...
  9. Beauregard

    The Time the Muppets Beat Time

    I have a confession...I kept forgetting, and putting off, the reading of the latest chapter of this fanfic...I don't have an excuse, it was just something that happened. Anyway, last night I begged Toga to give me another chance, and told her that my "Next post!" would be in this thread...
  10. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    Rizzo Smiley: n. An imaginative smilie that has been campaigned for, but never come to fruition. At the time of printing MrsPepper has an alternative Rizzo-face made from ()'s, _'s, and ">o<" for whiskers. Cows: n. 1. Mammalian creatures who give milk and moo (see Mwoo for Cows with a lisp)...
  11. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    *enters* I'd change the entry about the alterisks a little, becuase I use exclusively Asterisks for action, regardless of sound, as many people I know do (Vibs, Christy, Dan, most MopFam people actually except Toga and Lisa). So perhaps edit it to be more to do with action, like, as an...
  12. Beauregard

    Questions about Jim's cameo in GMC...

    Oh...that was embarasing...I so knew that...*burries self in nearby rent-a-grave*
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *kicks down Dandan's door* Hey, brother, sister, in-law, creature? *sees Fem in a bathrobe* Hi, was your owner chokeing? And if so, where? And do you know that you are dripping water all over the carpet, and that the carpet is made from tacks? *realises* Ouch! Arg! *tries to move, but...
  14. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    But wouldn't that be cool? A MC encycolpedia of knowledge. I suppose we can streatch the boudries of "Dictionary" to include that? Billy, the Psychic Rubber Chicken: n. A psychic rubber chicken, once owned by Kevin/Fozzie Bear who later rotted and now glitters and bounces in the psychic...
  15. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    *gasp* How wude! ...*ahem*...It's Behind, not backside. Also, I forget what "SSS" stands for? Does anyone know? Aproximatly Robin Sized Teddy (The): n. A teddy belonging to Lisa/Toga. Used as a comfort object during particularly sad fan-fics.
  16. Beauregard

    Hello everyone I'm back

    Nice to meet you (not eat you) and I agree. Agree with what, they ask? Muppets sure do rock. Beau
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *nearly at Dandan's house...shoe...thing* *tunes radio with bost hands and steers with knees* Did he say chokeing? Maybe it was Jokeing...oh, how embarasing if I turned up and he wasn't dead...
  18. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *drives with one hand on the steering wheel, while trying to tune in the radio with the other* Wow...if Dandan were to really choke and...be gone from this blue and green planet we call earth...I don't know what I'd do...sometimes, it feels he is a strange, weird, freaked out, gross...
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *bad reception* What? Who's chokeing? Dandan? *slams phone down* Viq, guard the tv, Dandan's choking again...*gets in smart, waxed car*
  20. Beauregard

    "I Love You Because"

    *still dressed as hippie* Dude, groovy is so anti-rad, like, bling dude, like your hip's been removed. Tight.
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