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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Left. Ron: *same time* Right. Father: No way. Left is always right. Ron: Right, right, right. Father: Three rights, that's left anyway. Ron: *grrr* When this conversation is over you'll be lucky to be left. Father: *pause* Was that menace? Becuase we agreed to save that...
  2. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *is yanked from manicals down a hole* Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaah! Ron: *jumps down hole* Nice scream you have there Mop. Your brother surprised you or what? Father: Huh? Oh, no, I thought I saw a rat, but I didn't so...Dandan, great to see you and *rubs...
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Ron: *hears Mother* Adam? Hey, Nik, is Adam up there? Moppet: Let's not drag him into this... Ron: Oh it's visa versa I assure you. *shouts* Adam! It's Ron! Remember? From school...when I ran off to see with your sister. Think you could give us a hand? Moppet: *glares* Ron: *rolls...
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Do you know where this is going? Ron: I don't, but I can make some intelligent guesses that it's not going far if we don't get a move on becuase the guards will be back any moment. Father: I'd get a move on, if I could move! Ron: Keep your trousers on, Moppet...hard as that was...
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Moppet: Oh that was pretty gross... Ron: I can vouch it wasn't pretty...
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: If that hand is attached to anything except my hemaphroditic sister I'm gunna hit it with a hammer. Ron: Oh, do you have a hammer, I could use it to get these manicals off the key's jammed. Father: Heh...I left my toolbox in college. Ron: I'm sure you'll get a new one when you...
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Ron: Oh. *yells* Was that you Nicky? Moppet: *yells* I figured it was some weird freak back from the dead. The blighters seem to be taking over this evening. I hate that. Ron: Hey! Moppet: Yourself excepted. Ron: Thanks. *yells* Nicky, what are you doing up there?
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Oh, not her choice of weapon. Ron: I recall sword being more in the running. Father: Exactly. - Maybe it's Jana? Ron: How is that kid? Father: Doing good...when we can find her. Ron: I had that problem with Vic for the first year. Father: Before you died the first time...
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Ron: She has a point. Moppet: Eech...whatever. Ron: *noticing rumbling* Oh crud, I think we angered her. Moppet: Yeah, you had domestics too, huh? Ron: Frequently. They don't go well. Moppet: So get me out of these manicals you fool! Ron: We were saving the insults for later.
  10. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father/Ron: *talking at once* Stay out of this, Nicky! *pause* I said that first! *pause* It's a guy thing...
  11. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Moppet: *shakes head* What...where...*jangles hands in manicals* Oh crud, this may take a minute. Ron: Here. I found a key. Moppet: You? You! You are not supposed to be here! You made a promise to stay away...sure that was before you died last, but...hey, whatever. Give me forty seconds to...
  12. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *hears a clatter* Yeah, we get the picture...first the voices then the clattering...then the three ghosts with visions on the past, present and future... Ron: Moppet, snap OUT of it. I think Nicky's in trouble. Father: Yup, here's the past... Ron: Fine...*punches Father in the...
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *pauses* Ron: Yeah...awkward. Father: Oh no. Ron: Yup. Father: Oh no, now I'm hearing voices...
  14. Beauregard

    Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals

    Sweetums: So which one are you there? Gonzo: I'm the crazy disgusting one that catched canonballs!
  15. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *whistles* Voice from shadows: Will someone shut that dolt up? Father: *still whistling* Voice from shadows: Seriously...it's bad enough being locked in the next cell, but really... Father: La, la, la, I can't hear you. Voice: Are you always this childish? Father: No! Only after...
  16. Beauregard

    Sam, Harry, and Yorick on 30 years Special

    Yes, that's the one I got.
  17. Beauregard

    Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals

    Here's some more: Zoot: Hey man. Lips: Hey. Zoot: See folks? The wind blowing hipsters really do talk. (Interesting to note that they are in the midst of a coversation from the looks of them! And they being the silent hipsters of jazz musique) -- Telly: *thinking* Would it be...
  18. Beauregard

    Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals

    Here's some of my ideas on what characters might be saying... - Hoggle: And a bork-bork to you too stranger... - Mokey: *thinking* Is it just me, or to neckties make tv-show hosts look hawt. - Skesis: If I stay very very still they won't notice me stealing this image of...
  19. Beauregard

    Well I guess it's officially started!

    Oh you demented person who buys Christmas gifts in in the first week of November...what a fabulous idea! Acutally, I have started buying in supplies of choclate for "the week" when festive DVDs and Videos come out of storage and Jingle Bells plays ad continuom through the decked halls...
  20. Beauregard

    Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals

    IDEA! Sorry to double post, but I had a fabulous little idea...we should post suggested captions of what each character is saying here....would make for some great conversations.
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