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  1. Beauregard

    Do Aliens Exist?

    What if we woke up and found that we were really purple jellyfish just imagening all this? Bea:zany:{...or maybe I am just imaginging purple jellyfish...}regard
  2. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bear: *walks into the main room of Bo's appartment where Bo, Bobo, and Beau are sleeping heads on one another* Now here's where we get the the most important meal of the day, who knows what that is? Bobo: Food? Bear: Well, yes, food is right, but what meal of the day? Beau: Ask the waiteress...
  3. Beauregard

    Am I the only one?

    Alright. We'll let you off buddy. :D So, am I am the only one who finds black and white - and dark browns - as the most soothing colours? Am I the only one who thinks that Guy Pierce can't act? Am I the only one who liked George Lazenby(sp?) as the best James Bond? Bea:zany:{Tis the...
  4. Beauregard

    Different Frank Oz signatures

    Hey, you are right, and none of the ones I saw match the one on my letter from him...suspicious. Mayhaps he uses his minions to sign his fan-mail?
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *chained to wall in dungeon* Arrg, and there goes another great plan. Well, you know, it ain't like I've never been chained up before...simple trick, if I get twist this like that, and then swing me forearm over my right knee, and put ye olde foot behind my ear like that, you know, and...
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: Aye, I wondered what that limo-shaped blimp were about there...*takes Mrs Jones arm* After you Miss...Mrs...Msssss?
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *winks at Tabby* Hey, I be the pirate guy, that's right, and if it's fun you want there's alway room on my ship for...something besides poisen to keep the ratties at bay.
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *is in Gnome's house* Hey, look, I know we got it off on the wrong foot...what? Oh, sorry...I'm standing on your foot... - Hevej: *is thrown uncerimoniously from the Moppet's house in front of Jack* They made me their cheif! Red Guard 4: You made us change TV channel!
  9. Beauregard

    Do Aliens Exist?

    Here's another interesting question...do we even exist?
  10. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: A hot bath...with bubbles... -- Hevej (elsewhere): You know, ye...er...red guard things...just because I am no god, doesn't mean I'm not...say...you know, a mythical creature of yor! Red guard: Of when? Hevej: Er...yor? The days of yor? Red Guard 2: When exactly? Hevej...
  11. Beauregard

    Favorite Flash Animation Pieces

    www.leekspin.com is crazy and annoying and annoyingly crazy.
  12. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (OOC: Bear, if my portrail of Bear is annoying in any way...please give me some pointers) Bear: Hey, why don't you guys sit here while I go unpack in my room, mmm? Beau: Or we could sit in your room while you unpack here? Bear: Right, but then I'd be unpacked here and not in my room. Beau...
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *runs down a road with one shoe on, one shoe off, shirt torn* I am so going to need a hot bath after this...
  14. Beauregard

    Do Aliens Exist?

    Oh man...did no one warn you that Snuffleupagus Frisbees are related in origin to boomerangs? *UFO ship ricochets and flies back at Bear*
  15. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bear: *walks in to Bo's apartment* Oh hey there...I think I smell something...yes, I do, it's my good friend Bobo and he smells just like muffins! Bobo: *looks up from TV set with Muffin crumbs down chest* Bear? Beau: Bare? Bear: Well, you're a bear too, or at least you smell like honey! Bo...
  16. Beauregard

    Ringing in the Ears

    Wow...Snowth was your first...Ziffle. Actually, Snowth must be the number one most Ziffled on this board...I wonder why? And i wonder if his ears are ringing, sneezing, or burning as I type this?
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Red Guard 1: He has a point. Red Guard 2: He really does have a point. Red guard 3: Yeah, it's his thumb. Red Guard: *bows* Ye gods... Hevej: Willing to share a bit of that cloud, huh Dandan...if that really is your name...
  18. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Red Guard 1: He has that! Red Guard 2: He has that! Red Guard 3: Actually, he has THIS! Red Guard 4: What is this anyway...? Hevej: I can explain! The blue fellow is not, you know, a god...but he does look good in figleaves...but you know who would look best in figleaves? *waves...
  19. Beauregard

    Ringing in the Ears

    And if the stalker has a gun and you sneeze, ring, and burn at the same time he or she may be so surprised that they acidently shoot a near-by cat in the tail, thus giving themselves away. Just a thought. Oh, and Prawn, remember that I have the ear of the Janitor from TKO and he practically...
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