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Beware of the giant sock...

Father: Thanks for the advice...Boy-next-door-who-oh-drat-I-don't-have-time-for-hyphans...Kyle! Get a hose and fast!

Hand me the hammer...this should quieten the MahnaMahna...oh whoever that child in the back is. *waves handkerchief at passing pedestrian* No problem!

Father: That shouldn't happen...but, hey, no jobs now...Can I get a wet cloth over here?

Sorry. Someone put some bandages on that boy!

*slams on breaks, tossing Snowth to the floor* Please keep all hands, feet, and accessories inside the boot.

Father: What am I, glutton for punishment? *sits on chair, which collapses* I guess I should have done a few more of those jobs listed on the fridge... *cut to fridge completly hidden in post-it-notes*

*drives manically towards the secret hideout base*

Father: No crumbs! Watch where you put those things! As if this place wasn't messy enough...no crumbs...seriously...

I'm on it, Pepps! *drives into lamppost* I'm on that too now!

The shoe was taken...

Ahh! Peppery Spice! Quick, drag him to the boot and we'll ransom him for the 10,000 posts he earned.

For speeding. *claps wrists in irons*

Bo: *runs in the front door carrying arms full of suitcases* Did cha miss me?

Why so? I missed the details of that.

Father: Better than a buttercup under an elephant...

Espcecially if you take the change and put it in electirc sockets...

Father: Well...there's a wire loose...*tugs at wire and is struck with a huge charge of electricity, is thrown across the room, and the ceiling blackens* ...and a screw loose...somwhere...

*checks inside jacket* Nope. only *ahem* second-hand watches...

As does tap-dancing...until you fall into the sink. Aaaaah, funnie!