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Here's a weird thing...the movie is not yet released in Cinemas in the UK. I walked intoa store today and saw a whole shelf of Shrek 2 (Yes, 2) movie covers that were made up of images of the Shrek Babies. "Contains: Shrek 2, and a Shrek Baby" announced the cover art. Why oh why oh what oh why?

I got a band once...I was the lead singer. Wahahaaa! Funnieeee! Bea:zany:{Yeah, funny that I would ever be a singer...}regard

Hey Warrick. Not sure what sort of things you are thinking of selling, but I'm looking for some of the Sideshow Busts if you have them/their boxes. I am particularly looking for Link, Chef, Lew, and Scooter.

*giggles!* Now that does take some keeping up with...But for now, let's end this sad boot saga by lighting this large stick of dynamite and calling it a day. *ka-boom*

Father: Oh, we missed the fire in the potted plants guys...*tips kettle of water over it* Better. Oh, but boiling water on paintwork is never a good plan...*stares at the peeling paint*

Father: *looks at Jack, then Mairin, then Jack, then Mairin* Naaahhh... *sits down*

Oops...I think I switched the radio off. *turns it back on, dramatic music begins again* Better. *pause* Do I detect a leak?

Father: Never mind that...I owe you thanks. Can I get you anything? A cold drink? Obviously not...

Peppery! Something's getting loose...either your brain or the shoelace holding this claptrap machine together...

Father: I have an idea...bottled water, and not for the healthy, nutrient rich nature of the same, but for the pure water sample necessity that we need to get that fire out before it spreads to the washing-machine...*washing machine catches alight*

Some threads go on for years and years... Pepps, confiscate all Prawnie's personal property but not his clothes, and do it before he strikes a deal will you!

Father: If your fire-breathing child is with you...don't even think of stepping over that threshhold! And, Jack, hands off her muffins. Get some paper towels or something. *into phone* Hello?

I hear plans of a breakout! Peppery Spice, breakout the Kitkats...

Father: *tries nine-one-one* Engaged...*tries nine-nine-nine* No I will not accent international charges, this is an emergency! *hangs up and tries another number* Mr Harvey, I'm having hot flushes...any ideas?

It happens...feel free to join us inside this comfortable shoe if you feel like it.

We kidnapped Prawnie to hold him random, then locked him in a giant boot, which drove away and dove into a river. Snowth has a hangover.

19,000 thousand under the sea...less under the river.

Could be worse...could be chained under a boat. *engages submarine drive and goes off a bridge*

*gasps!* I knew it! The power has gone to his head! Apply ice!

Father: ...*stares* I was talking...to...Kyle. *glares evilly at Jack and the fire* I am about to get very cross if you don't do something about those flames aburnin'!