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*after recovering, I punch the cop and he falls into barb wire* OH! I-I'm sorry! *tries to help him* *It's too late, he's dead* OH NO! H-He was only doing his job! I... NO! NO! NO! *runs away*

*wakes up* H-Hey! It's Valentines day! But... But I have to help Marie... First things first. -At Hubert's door- What? You think I wasn't getting him anything? *leaves a box of chocolates, roses, and card, all signed by me* Second things second. -Outside of prison-...

Oh no... Marie is in trouble... First things first. *sleeps*

GINA! You're playing mind games with me again, aren't you?

Excuse me Mr. Count Moderator Guy, (Sorry, I love calling you that.) Could you please put: The Curious Case Of Kermit The Frog http://www.muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/the-curious-case-of-kermit-the-frog.51447/page-2#post-1019072 Under Oneshots Please? Tank you :3

Uh oh, I wonder what happened... *runs back*

I'm finishing this baby up with an Avenue Q song! As the morning came, Kermit and Piggy were sleeping in the rays of the sunlight. Piggy's eyes flickered, to look at the face of her true love, Kermit the frog. "Kermie..." She nuzzled into his chest, and Kermit, as if by instinct, wrapped...

*giggles at Marie* Well, I see my supersonic hearing survived my neutralization.

WOW... I can hear Marie from here...

cop: Let's get 'em! *runs after it* Stupid cops. *runs out, and escapes to the park*

*I knock out a few cops myself, as I finally make it to the exit* ***You ready Marie?***

Matthew: Alright guys, move out! *chris and tracey start pummeling cops, as I make my exit*

***I honestly don't have a clue as to why I'm here....***

***Perfecto my friend. I just need you to distract the guards outside. I've been neutralized, so I'm getting human help. I'm lucky I can use telepathy.***

***How good are you at distractions?***

**Oh nothing, just busting out of jail.***

So... What's the plan? Tracey: It involves some seducing. Puh-lease, I am the daughter of the queen of seduce. Chris: Who's the queen of seduce? Miss Piggy for the win. Matthew: Actually, the queen of seduce is- MISS PIGGY! RIGHT...? Matthew: Yup, you're 100% correct. She scares...

Chris: A'ight, well the name's Chris. Matthew: Salutations, my name is matthew. *kisses my hand* *I look at Tracey* Tracey: Don't let look fool ya, Matthew is 100% danger. Matthew: Actually, 10% danger. Approximately 98% human, and 2% milk. -___-

You gonna help me, or not? ???: What do you say boss? Tracey: I guess we got to... Or else we're rump roast. You're a tough cookie Jaz. Yup. Now where's the way out?