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Clerk: *Twitch* so when are you all going to eat me.? We aren't going to eat you. I actually have a question... You seem interested in us... So, would you like to come back with us. To out apartments? Clerk: sure... Why not.... Ok, Guys! Get back to the apartment ASAP!

No, not at all. Jaz... Not now. I think sarge should explain about herself. *empathy link* **we should bring her back with us**

*to clerk about cyborgs* What!? Have you never seen TOM from toonami?! He is the nicest guy ever!

Er... No. That's not what I do. I just drink blood bags. Or the occasional willing donor. *gets looks from everyone* What!? Ok, since I'm part werewolf, what do you think I could also be doing?

No, madam, I will not.

Madam, the way mortals think of us is, extreamly... Hilarious. For instance: I am a vampire and werewolf hybrid. What do you think I do in my spare time?

*face palms* *pulls cloak off* Look now. I am wearing a My Little Pony top. Would anything threating wear that?

Please, madam, we mean you no harm. Please, put the ice cream scooper down. **notices there are like 3 people besides them in the restaurant* Please, just calm down..

Ma'am, excuse you! I have a serious dental condition! *vincent clumsily pulls my hood down* O___O

Like olive oil, ya know! *to clerk: excuse her, she has weird taste buds*

*takes ice cream* Can I have cake batter ice cream?

Actually, I just wanted to sample it.

Um, no. I asked for dud flavored. Like the candies! Duh!

(OOC: why dont you take the clerk For me?)

Oh, ok.. *goes to order* Do you have blood flavored?

*stops* No sarge, tell me.

Things like what?

Yay! Let's go! *goes in *almost* human form* (fangs and wolf ears still there, but hidden, by a cloak)

Hey sarge: you wanna go get cold stone ice cream?

*cries* Sarge... Are you back? If you have another vision... Get me. Talk about it.. Please. *cries in sarges arms* *hugs back*