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Chef, why is life so life-ish? Chef: vhet? Why is life... oh, never mind. Bad question. See, you know how I mentioned that Papa fractured a couple vertebrae? Chef: yeeh. Well, see, they- the doctors- were going to inject some glue in him or something, and make him all better. And the...

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! voice inside my head: <clap clap> If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! voice inside my head: <clap clap> If you're happy and you know it Then your face will surely show it If your happy and you know it, clap your hands...

Oh my dear goodness gracious great balls of fire! Vibs! That is so happy!

sanity? ...what's this "sanity" thing of which you speak? voice inside my head: I think it's something you don't have and how would you know? voice inside my head: hey, it's just a guess...

Some Hands Help, Some Hands Hurt Brian and John walked in, confused. "How did you all get out?" Brian asked. Then he saw Gina. "Oh. Well, good. That saves time." Gina stood from her place next to Miss Piggy. "Whose side are you on?" she asked. John stepped forward. "Theirs," he said as...

You know what this thread deserves? One of these: <standing ovation>

You know, Vibs, I'm not quite sure why they did that. But I bet it has something to do with why voice inside my head: We keep interrupting! ha ha ha ha ha er... yeah. Voice, I REALLY need to name you. But I'll take care of that elsewhere. Yay for voice inside my head: Vic...

THREE OR FOUR CHAPTERS ON MONDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, now, THAT is something I can be patient for!

a different friend who knows I'm obsessed with the muppets. And she got a pair of miss piggy socks and a pair of animal socks, and she gave one sock of each to another friend. They don't like matching socks. Why, I don't know. But I think it has something to do with them being crazy, which I...

You think you got a tremour reading it, you should have seen me WRITING it. Er... trying to write it. I kept having to stop, shake the notebook, stare up at the sky, and say "I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!!!" so it took me a bit. Anyway, I will (I think) be posting more later today to make up for 1)...

<stops glaring at prawncracker/ tapping foot> <laughing> <rereads part about right wrist/ left wrist> <laughs again> Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you prawncracker!

Ah, finally, a middle-ground with the temperature! It's somewhere in the 70s. Lovely. I would say there's not a cloud in the sky, but that's not quite true. There's a few little clouds to the south, but they are so tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny! And breakfast was a little bowl of Life (box was...

Intervention A sudden shadow fell across the window, blocking all light in the room. The muppets looked up, startled. "Who's there?" Gonzo called out. The shadow pulled the skirt of her dress in closer to her legs, trying to let some light in. Then she bent down so they could see her...

FINALLY! I get to post more story. You guys have no idea how fun it's been torturing you (particularly Nyssa) about what happens next. But now that bit of fun is over, it is time to tell. And then I get to torture you about what happens after that! Oh joy!

Beau: Very funny. :rolleyes:. RedDragon and I are friends from school. We've known each other for... um... a long time. And as for not nagging any more, well, keep dreaming. prawncracker: Not a good enough reason to not post, I'm afraid. Now go back and continue your story. Go on. Shoo...

<glares at prawncracker> <taps foot> <glares at prawncracker> <taps foot>

<sigh>. Kermit and Robin are back together. That's good. NOW SOMEBODY STOP MRS. NANCY!!!!!!!! please? Oh by the way, GREAT chapter, Beau...

<walks in, collapses on couch, falls fast asleep> Chef: Und she-a deedn't ifee sey "hellu".

voice inside my head: Dang it! They're on to us! Well, don't tell them that they're on to us! voice inside my head: oops... <sigh>. Anyway. Sorry I haven't been around much today, and haven't posted anything. It's a long story that has to do with me going to a party and ending up with...

woah, you folks have been busy. I think I missed my acceptance speech... voice inside my head: I don't think they're going in order Eh, so they're not. Anyway. um... acceptance speech... voice inside my head: You mean you didn't write one? No, of course not. Um, so I guess, I'll just...