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Jack: Right, fight...Beware gaurd man! I've been trained in the art of reaper-fu! Oh, and of course Don Canolli passed on a few tricks of the mob trade...I mean...Um...The...Gellatinous...Green...Blob trade! Yes! He sells Jello!

Jack: No, you failed to mention that. And would this be a bad time to bring up my severe allergic-ness to police? Or gaurds? Or any sort of security? So, yes, back to the running...

A few weeks ago MuppetQuilter posted a thread in the Announcements section about reporting posts. I've searched the entire page and can't figure out how to go about doing this. Anyone else know how? :confused:

Jack: ...Oh good, because I couldn't tell the difference...Although Moppet is a lot more buff...Maybe you should let him take over to get the sword out.

Jack: Arg? Has Moppet taken over again? I'll get the rum!

Jack: Ah! Here I'll help! *throws plastic scythe at tree root, bounces off* Well that was anticlimactic...*picks up scythe* Oh well, at least I still have a weapon...

Jack: Well, you know what they say, you reap what you sow. And the only thing I've ever sewed was that scarf for Mrs. Jones. But, maybe this plastic scythe will cut through something that a plastic scythe will cut through.

Jack: Halloween episode? Just keep the candy away from Vibs...Please, last time she had a sugar rush I didn't see any of my shoes for a week. And I've only got one pair of shoes...

Jack: *appears out of nowhere in Grim Reaper costume from last Halloween* Boo! Oh! Hey Bo! Don't you just love Halloween? I mean keepin these rental costumes for over a year is great fun too...Oh...Did I say stealing? I...I meant washing...Yes, I washed it...So what's going on here anyway?

Me: *sneaking around dorm* Okay, almost out just a little further and- Gonzo: Ryan! What are you doing? Me: AH! Oh gonzo...It's you...I was hiding from Uncle Deadly...and...You...Well it's Friday the 13th you see and I don't want any bad luck to befall me, I've got a math test. Gonzo: You think...

Uncle Deadly: Ryan my fiend, have you heard about this ghost wandering around the dorms? Me: Well now I have. I didn't know we had a ghost. UD: Ah, we do. And I'm thrilled it does a lack-of-a-heart good to see other spooks wandering the healls. Me: Well, I hope it's a friendly ghost. Don't tell...

*blushes* Well thanks Vic, that means a lot. And I'm very happy I could touch your life. Thanks Vic...Just Thanks...You've made my day. :) :zany: :D

VIC!!! You haven't been crabby lately!! If you were do you think Pepe would let you get away with being the resident shellfish on the block? Well, he wouldn't, he is rather shellfish...:zany:

Hello all! And say hello to my 7,300 post!! :excited:

Me: *partying it down* Clifford: It's partying it up dude. Me: ...Thanks Cliff...Gonzo where'd you put the present? Gonzo: The closet! Me: Which closet? Gonzo: The one you came out of when you became ushy gushy! Camilla: Baw bawk bagaw. Gonzo: Oh okay honey let's go dance! Me: Talk about ME...

Gonzo: Ryyyyyyyyyyan!!! Me: Gonzo what is it? Gonzo: I just heard through Layla's wall the PERFECT gift for Robot Kermit! Me: Oh really? What's that? Gonzo: A heart!! Me: ...Gonzo...A heart? Honestly... Gonzo: Would I lie to you Ryan? Anyway, the Chef's busy, but he leant me his hack saw so I...

Wow Kath!! AWESOME!! :excited:

OUr resident amazing action figure customizer is celebrating his birthday today!! Hope you have an amazing day Zoot! Can't wait to see what custom you wip out nexT! :excited:

Robin: Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Me: Yeeees? Robin: I just saw Uncle Kermit making lovey dovey talk to some girls who WEREN'T Miss Piggy! Me: Oh, well you see Robin that wasn't your Uncle it was a robot version of your Uncle. Robin: But who would want a robot version of Uncle Kermit? Me: It's Layla...

Me: Hmm, everything I was planning on getting Robo Kerm is already being got... Gonzo: Have you thought about giving him that box of spare parts? Me: Box of...What now? Gonzo: The box of spare parts Layla had me hold onto for her "Just in case." Me: What? Why am I the last to hear about this...